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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything
- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Alone on her birthday Hermione decides to drown her sorrows in Firewhisky—until Pansy Parkinson finds her and reminds her how she should be celebrated.
Pansy leans down and practically purrs in Hermione’s ear. “Oh Granger, the evening is just beginning. Let me surprise you. I promise I make a far better present than anything the Weasel could give you.”
Bookmarked by Dee
28 May 2025