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    The Ministry enacts an antiquated barbaric marriage law in hopes of boosting their population. Against her will, Hermione is forced to choose, but unknown to the Ministry, her fate is already sealed by Fleur Delacour who has taken dibs.

     

    G!P Hermione.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Hermione’s Veela, and Fleur’s Stallion. Hermione almost giggles, no she would not say that for their wedding vows, whenever that will be. Afterall, Fleur already gave her a ring, it’s only fair for her to give one back later.

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    Soulmate trash. Because I can. And we all want it.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Release the witch,” Fleur says, a deadly gleam in her eye.

    Staggering, lurching the others with him, Ron waves an admonishing finger in the Veela’s face.

    “Who-who are you? We’ve nurshed thish woman through moor hangovers than ya can count with yer fingers an’ yer bloody toeses.”

    “Right!” Harry chimes in. “Pish off!”

    “Oop.” Eyes widening, Asmodeus, ducks his head.

    Hermione groans.

    “Wadder!” Ron yells. “Tha’s wut we need. Right, mate?”

    “Whisky,” Hermione says.

    “Nahhh,” Harry says. “Wa.Ter.”

    “Harry Potter, I will hex the eyebrows off your drunken skull if you do not let go of Hermione,” Fleur warns.

    “Aw, fug,” Harry says.

    “Feckin’ try me!” Ron shouts.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    BIRBS

    For her part, Ava appeared stunned. Her jaw, already hanging open, dropped even more when Priya brought out a little red flower from the inside pocket of her blazer. It looked like it was made from a candy wrapper.

    “Just like her old man,” Ron said from his spot next to Fleur. “Gave her all the tips you taught me.”

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    She was just trying to be nice.

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    When Hermione re-evaluates her opinion of Fleur after finishing her final year at Hogwarts, she decides it's time to show a bit of kindness. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

    Canon-compliant up until HBP, roughly.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Everyone has a weird gap in their knowledge. Unfortunately for her, Hermione's coincides with a mistake that could have huge consequences. She's known as the Brightest Witch of Her Age, but there are some things she has just never come across. Try explaining that to an enraged Veela... Fleurmione. Femslash. Post-War.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    S I M P S I M P S I M P