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In another universe, Robin goes home with Ramy.
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Posada Remix (But with Geralt from the Books, and Jaskier from Netflix) by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
08 May 2024
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I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.
So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.
So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)
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A Helping Hand by Descarada for Panur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Mar 2024
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Geralt is turned away from a brothel. Dandelion helps him out.
------The woman at the door whispered something in Dandelion’s ear.
In other circumstances, Geralt might have heard what she said. He was standing only a few feet behind the poet, and his witcher hearing was certainly capable of it. But he didn’t hear, because he wasn’t paying the least bit of attention. His mind was occupied.
He and Dandelion had been drinking in a nearby tavern. When Dandelion suggested a brothel to relax him, Geralt happily trailed after him like a trusting pup. On the way, the witcher let his mind wander in and out of a series of increasingly vivid, sexually charged visions. He was already aroused and bristling with excess energy when they arrived at the door.
Dandelion tilted his head towards the girl. “Milady,” he responded, “why are you telling me this. Are you proud of it? Are you also proud when you get a canker on your ass? It’s a personal situation if you ask me.” He glanced back at Geralt for support, laughing haughtily.
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Dance Across the Darling Rooftop Wreck by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Feb 2024
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When Geralt of Rivia was a child, he begged Vesemir to teach him the kind of dances they performed at court. The answer was always no, but he kept trying.
After the trials, when Vesemir seemed so affected by his eyes, Geralt would widen them and look up at his tutor, pleading.Vesemir sighed and gave him the same speech he always gave.
"Geralt. You are not training to be a knight. Put that out of your mind. You are a professional. A working man. Further, you are a mutant now. You will not be greeted with gratitude. You will be lucky to be greeted with the cash that you are promised."
And yet?
He still learned how to dance, despite having given up the dream. It started with Jaskier of course, like most misadventures and novel undertakings.
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Unwanted Daughters by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
09 Jul 2023
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Here is what I imagine would have happened if Yen came to Blaviken instead of Geralt.
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“Wait,” Renfri says, breaking the silence. She has just thought to ask something. “How did you know I was her? You’ve heard the stories. But how did you connect them to me?”
Yennefer glances over and looks her up and down. “Only a Princess would be so utterly, comically shit at tailoring the clothes she stole off an oversized thug.”
Renfri chuckles. Her shoulders have loosened now. She thinks they are on the same side now. That is dangerous. They are not on the same side.
“You lie like a fox, Lady Yennefer. I look dashing.” She pulls down her vest and pats her hips as though to make sure everything is still there.
Despite her best efforts, Yennefer’s eyes follow the movement of her hands, lingering just a precious beat too long on her waist. On the spot where it swells elegantly into her hips. Renfri’s lips curl into a smug smile.
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The Rockrose and the Thistle by Descarada
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Apr 2023
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This is my love letter to Geralt and Jaskier. It was inspired by The Rockrose and the Thistle, by The Amazing Devil. It begins after that day on the mountain. After about a month of abject misery, Geralt and Jaskier are reunited by the fates in Dol Blathanna.
Geralt has been hired by the king to kill a bruxa. Jaskier (in the same city for a music festival) learns that the hunt is a ruse and Geralt is walking into an ambush. Jaskier must go to extremes to save the man he loves.
And, after learning why the king wants Geralt dead, Geralt’s traumatic past comes back to haunt him. Saving Geralt’s life might be the easy part.
Earns its explicit rating in the final chapter.
There are original character POVs, so you see Geralt and Jaskier through a third person sometimes, which I enjoy.
There are so many The Amazing Devil lyrics I've snuck in. Gotta catch em all.
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After Voleth Meir and the massacre at Kaer Morhen, Yen spirals into thoughts of self harm. She feels alone, rejected by Geralt, and is just beginning to feel the effects of the trauma she suffered when she'd lost her magic.
Then she discovers a pair of dimeritium cuffs.
When she allows the cuffs to take away her magic momentarily, and then she regains it, it begins to restore her sense of safety.
But she needs more to help her heal. A most unlikely person (Jaskier), is her port in the storm.
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The cuffs sat on the table beside them, wrapped in her scarf. She pulled them out slowly, almost tenderly, and sat them in the space between her knees and Jaskier. The key laid next to them.
Jaskier fell into a reverent silence. The crackling of his torch and the tinkling of the chains was the only sound.
“Alright,” she said. “I’m going to put them on. I’ll click the first one shut, then the second one. Then you’ll lock them. Go ahead, pick up the key.”
Jaskier picked up the key and slid it between his fingers, stroking it like it was a talisman. He was barely breathing, watching her like she was some kind of goddess.
She cleared her throat and looked down. “Here we go.”
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Men of a Certain Age by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Apr 2023
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Geralt and Dandelion discuss Geralt's age, tease each other, and flirt in a way unseemly for men of a certain age. Then Dandelion gives him a blowjob outside against a tree.
This is just horny domestic husbands, and I had the book versions in mind when I wrote it, hence using Dandelion in the fic.
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Geralt smirked. “I am. I am very old, poet. Does that disturb you?”Dandelion knew what he was thinking, but was too polite to say.
It didn’t seem to disturb you last night.
Dandelion figured he may as well say it for the both of them. He winked at Geralt, causing the witcher to roll his eyes. “Oh, here we go.”
The troubadour was not dissuaded. “Certainly, your advanced age did not disturb me last night when I was choking on your cock.”
Geralt hummed. “You are appalling.”
“I merely spoke what you were thinking, Witcher.” Dandelion let his hand come to rest comfortably on Geralt’s backside and gave it a squeeze.
Geralt would not yet honor him with a look. He maintained his gaze into the distance. “Would you still be pawing at me if I looked my age, Master Dandelion?”
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I Am the Wild by Descarada for roughentumble
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Mar 2023
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@roughentumble posted this concept:
witcher geralt who prefers gentle relocation and other peaceful methods when possible and creature jaskier who is trap happy and keeps wandering in geralt's traps on purpose to get food and hang out with him. and who has basically imprinted on him.
geralt keeps trying to gently release him like no!!! shoo!!!!!!! go live in the wild!!!!
and jaskier is like no!!!! shan't!!!! >:DI was like...I'll write some fic for that! In this fic, Jaskier is a forest spirit who can shape shift.
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As the trap sprung, and the net fell and tightened around him, Jaskier felt like a fool. He really never would learn.
He’d seen creatures caught in traps like this. They always ended up in a stew or a potion, their bones ground into some powder or their hides hung in some hunter’s cottage. And now it was his turn.
The net squeezed around him, the threads cutting into his body. He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t see. This really was the end. He would die as he’d lived. Alone.
Jaskier panicked. He pulled in a deep breath and then he wailed with all of his might.“Hey, hey, hey. Shhhhhhhhh you’re alright.”
It was a voice. It was a gentle voice.
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We hear our legends, we hear them, they call by Descarada for Demeter
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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It is well after the events of S2. Geralt and Yen buy a nice little retirement home by the sea and immediately begin sending invitations to their dearest friend to visit for dinner.
Jaskier opens the first invitation, learns they have bought a home, and spirals into emotional turmoil. Until he saw the evidence that they would build a life without him, he hadn't realized how badly he wanted to be a part of it.
Will he keep avoiding their invitations, as they pile up around the continent? Or will he go to dinner with them and find out their true hopes for their relationship?
(This is a poly fic between Geralt, Yen, and Jaskier, with a POV chapter for each of them.)
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When Jaskier fell in love with Geralt, it hit him hard and fast--like an arrow straight to the heart. Yen was different. Falling for her had worked like a poison, like droplets in his wine, building up in his body unnoticed, year after year until he was weak and unsteady.
That was the truth of the matter. But it all sounded so cliche.
Bollocks.
His metaphors needed work.
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A True Witcher by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Dec 2022
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Geralt catches Ciri trying to jimmy the locks on the doors to the laboratories in the basement and sends her to her room.
Lambert comes in to talk to her.
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They thought she was a baby.
“I don’t care. I could do it. I want to do it.”
“Do you want to know a secret, Ciri? One that no one wants to speak inside these walls?”
Ciri fell silent. A secret was a true honor. “What?”
Lambert leaned forward, meeting her eyes intensely, almost defiantly. “The trials aren’t necessary to make a witcher.”
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Is it too Late (Can We Start Again) by Descarada for masterlokisev159
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
11 Dec 2022
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Geralt takes care of Jaskier, who has fallen ill with infection from the burns on his hands.
This fic imagines what would have happened if Jaskier had been released from jail on his own in season 2, and continued to work as The Sandpiper, with his burns growing steadily worse. Jaskier does not realize he is on the verge of a serious, deadly condition.
Geralt comes running, worried that he has come too late.
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Unlike the audience, Geralt could see the truth of the matter. Jaskier’s eyes weren’t sparkling. They were glassy. His skin wasn’t glowing. That was sweat. The heat radiating from his skin wasn’t the heat of excitement. It was the clamminess of illness. Jaskier held a long note, and finally, looked straight at Geralt.
The bard’s eyes widened in shock. A string twanged and broke. Silence fell. There was an awkward, pregnant pause. Then, Jaskier’s eyes rolled slowly back in his head, and he pitched forward.
His body fell hard from the stool, like an unbalanced sack of bricks. His head would have hit the corner of the table as he fell, but by the time he reached it, he was already in Geralt’s arms.
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Jaskier finds out about Geralt’s enhanced senses months after meeting him. He is outraged. But it works out just fine in the end.
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“You’ve been reading my mind?!” Jaskier shrieked.
“No,” groaned Geralt, “it’s not like that.” He squeezed his eyes shut and rubbed the bridge of his nose, regretting every choice he had made in his life that led him to that moment.
“How could you?! You never said!!”
Geralt had actually thought that Jaskier already knew about his enhanced senses. The bard’s ballads were so exaggerated, you’d think Geralt was some kind of all powerful mage.
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You Have Until Midnight by Descarada for DovaBunny
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Apr 2022
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Jaskier works in the Kaer Morhen stables and pines for Eskel. There is a masquerade approaching where Eskel will choose a spouse. Jaskier knows he cannot attend as a guest and would never be accepted as an appropriate match for the witcher. But then he is faced with an unexpected opportunity. One lovely night. One dance. That’s not too much to ask, right?
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Eskel pushed open the door of the stable and at the sight of his dark hair and scarred face, the stableboy felt as though someone had released a thousand butterflies into his gut. A stupid, involuntary grin spread on his face.You see, the stableboy loved Eskel. As far as he was concerned, Eskel was more beautiful than anything else in Kaer Morhen. He was more lovely than the groves of pines surrounding the keep. He was more breathtaking than the view from the eastern balcony at sunset.
He was patient. Kind. Funny. Easy going. When Eskel was around, life felt softer. Safer. Or maybe Jaskier was just better able to bear its hard edges in Eskel’s calming, competent presence.
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Refuge in Lettenhove by Descarada
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 Apr 2022
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Geralt and Ciri are on the run from Nilfgaard. After a narrow escape from certain death, they seek refuge in a Lettenhove court. Geralt is shocked to find that the viscount, (and secret leader in the resistance) is none other than the man he scorned on the mountain. But Jaskier is acting as though he’s never met him before in his life.
Is this is the chance Geralt needs to set things right?
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He took Jaskier’s hand. There were still small lute calluses on the tips of his fingers. He clung to that. No matter what anyone said, his bard’s fingers were in his hand after all this time. It made him want to sob. To lay his head on Jaskier’s lap. To tell him he was finally ready to be honest.
But this was not a man ready to receive his feelings or comfort him.
There was nothing soft about Jaskier now.
His eyes now looked like gates snapped shut. He waited for Geralt in brittle silence. The two mages held their breath. Ciri fidgeted with her dirty trousers.
“Geralt." Ciri took his arm and squeezed it. “Geralt are you sure? We can leave. We don’t have to do this.”
Geralt locked eyes with Jaskier.
“No Ciri. I trust his lordship with my life and yours.”
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After the horrific fight with Voleth Meir in Kaer Morhen, a battered, exhausted Yennefer comes back to her room to find Jaskier waiting for her.
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How had it come to this?
Geralt of Rivia pressing a sword to her neck, only gossamer skin between his blade and a river of her blood.
I don’t forgive you.
A chasm breaking open between them.
And now this. Now him. Jaskier. Waiting at her door. Looking…vulnerable of all things.
Had he always had those eyes?
More importantly, when had her body learned to respond to him in this way? Lungs exhaling at the sight of him. Brow unknitting. Shoulders releasing.
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Belonging by Descarada for Crunad
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Mar 2022
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Lambert is working up the courage to invite Aiden to Kaer Morhen. But at a crucial moment, a mysterious cat witcher takes a contract on the priestess Nenneke's life. Aiden must act quickly to save her, and salvage his relationship with Lambert. But in doing so, he must face his own demons.
This is an 'Aiden and Lambert get together' story, and an 'Aiden comes to Kaer Morhen' story, all in one.
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Lambert wanted to scream. He wanted to punch Geralt. He wanted to fucking turn over the table. He wanted to slit the throat of whoever took that contract. He wanted to...he didn’t know what he wanted. But he thought of Nenneke still and dead on the end of a sword. He thought of Geralt’s anguished face. It was too much. The ache he felt almost doubled him over.
Aiden stood so fast his chair fell over backwards. Geralt flinched, but didn’t move towards him. Lambert knew that he wanted to. He could feel Geralt’s body tight as a bowstring next to him. He wanted to scruff Aiden and interrogate him. The people in the tavern were watching them now. Three witchers arguing was a threat to their peace, as well as the structural integrity of their tavern.
“I have to go,” Aiden whispered.
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With Eyes of Love by Descarada for Gryphonheart, hoistthecolors
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jan 2022
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Geralt planned to tell Eskel about Regis first. However, his plans go awry when he is called away on a job, and Regis is left to meet Eskel in a graveyard alone.
Wherein Regis meets the family.
(Eskel POV, then Geralt POV)
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Regis watched him with an expression that was almost apologetic. "You can wait for Geralt, if you like."
Eskel wasn't sure where else he could wait. The barn maybe. But he had come this far. He hesitated in the doorway, sweeping his gaze along the interior of the cottage. It was small and open, so he could see every area of the home. Quilts were piled over stuffed chairs. A copper kettle sat on a well-used stove.
Just as his hesitance began to border on rudeness, Eskel noticed something.
Geralt’s boots sat neatly under the bed, next to a pair of slippers.
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Try Me by Descarada for vix_spes
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 Dec 2021
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Eskel owns a children's bookshop. It has been a year since the accident, and he is still working on his new normal. Jaskier visits the shop once a week to lead singalongs for the children. This is the story of how Eskel takes a chance on a flirtatious, nerdy, children's musician on Christmas Eve.
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The bell above the front door jingled.
“Hello!” Jaskier’s voice rang out through the shop. Even his speaking voice had a musical quality to it. “Oh, wow, it smells delicious in here.”
Eskel's stomach fluttered. He emerged from the office and stopped in his tracks. Jaskier was standing inside the shop, brushing water from the ugliest Christmas sweater he had ever seen. It was orange and had tassels. Jaskier looked up as he stamped his boots on the mat. When he saw Eskel, his eyes crinkled with affection.
“Well, hello, handsome. I think you may even have me beat in the ugly sweater department.”
Eskel reflexively looked down at his sweater. It was a vivid, almost fluorescent green Grinch sweater. The original animation, of course. None of this Jim Carrey or Benedict Cumberbatch mediocrity.
“What do you mean, ‘ugly’? Mine is amazing.” Eskel self-consciously smoothed his sweater down.
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Highway Angel (To the Dark I Said Pour and Forgot to Say When) by Descarada
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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Geralt is a long haul truck driver. With long stretches on the road away from his family, and with no one to keep him company but his loyal dog Roach, he has to brave most of his life completely alone. Then one day, just as he is passing the city of Oxenfurt, he turns on the radio and hears a voice.
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During those hours, Jaskier's voice fills Geralt's lonely cabin. It melds with the noises of the truck and the road and the night, imbuing the sounds of his life with longing and beauty. It is the highlight of every trip.
The rain patters, the gears shift, Roach snores, and Jaskier laughs self-deprecatingly when he messes up a note. His voice vibrates and sparkles and Geralt takes it to his chest and holds it. When the static begins to break in, he feels regret. He feels loss.
When he returns that way, Geralt counts the miles until he's back in range of the station. When he catches sight of the little green mile marker that says twenty-six, he knows it is time to turn the dial. That is when Jaskier's voice, bright and warm, fills his life again with its comfort.