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    The morning after her and Byleth's wedding, Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg wakes up in her old bedroom in Garreg Mach to discover that she has brown hair, only one Crest, ten happy and healthy brothers and sisters, and a bad habit of sleeping through her professor's lectures. Hubert is unusually cheerful, Byleth teaches the Blue Lions, and nobody has heard of the Flame Emperor. Instead, a figure known as the Hurricane King and his sinister cohort the Death Knight stalk the monastery.

    No sooner has Edelgard sought out this new world's Byleth than she finds herself standing in the eye of a storm of continent-spanning conspiracies centered on a young man with snow-white hair — one that will engulf Garreg Mach, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Adrestian Empire, and Edelgard's own family as it carries the roaring winds of war across Fodlan. A threat from a past so ancient it predates even Fodlan's oldest and murkiest myths is stirring, threatening to tear time itself asunder — and it may be her only way back home.

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    Edelgard believed that the Goddess watched over and guided her every action, until her pleas were met with a deafening silence.

    The princess resolved that she would never put her faith in anything ever again.

    Then she met Byleth.

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    "Professor?” Edelgard is flushed as you pull away, nearly as red as her armor that lies discarded on the floor, and her eyes gaze up at you, heavy-lidded and hazy. “Are you all right?”

    “I don’t think so,” you reply, calmly. “I think I might be having a heart attack.”

    In the flurry of panic that follows for the next several minutes, you learn three things: 1. Small as she is, Edelgard is apparently strong enough to throw you over her shoulder and sprint to the medical wing within seconds, 2. Having Physic cast on you when you’re not actually dying makes you feel very queasy, and 3. You weren't having a heart attack, you were just stupidly in love.

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    Byleth isn’t used to having a heartbeat. Especially one that behaves so erratically whenever Edelgard is nearby.

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    When Edelgard was assigned for training with her professor, she didn't expect to be sitting on a dock at dawn with Byleth.

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    Through a cruel twist of fate, Byleth Eisner was born, and subsequently failed, to be the thirteenth vessel for the Goddess. More than two decades later as Garreg Mach comes under Imperial occupation, she finds her quiet existence uprooted by the presence of Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg and the curious bond that pulls them together.

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