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Well, since Shane was in the middle of a nightmare, or his wife had lost her damn mind, he said the only sensible thing he could muster. “No, you’re not.”
The farmer looked back at him with her eyebrows furrowed. “Yes, I am. "
He let out a choke as he answered again, feeling mildly hysterical. “No.”
His wife's facial expression turned stormy as she crossed her arms over her chest, just on top of her round belly. Her nose was scrunched up as it did when she was annoyed and Shane would find it cute if the situation wasn’t that absurd. “Can I know the reason?” She tapped her foot as if she was being the reasonable one. Incredulous, Shane just let his gaze fall to her heavily pregnant belly.He couldn’t be hearing it right, could he? Because it sounded a lot like his wife was absolutely planning to go down the mines carrying their unborn child.
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21 Feb 2026
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Papa Shane reporting for duty by ricemilkmaiden (oatmilkmaiden)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
05 Sep 2021
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Our beloved farmer is nervous to tell Shane, her husband, that she's unexpectedly pregnant. He thinks something else is going on.
Basically just what it says on the tin, just a cutesy dumb little thing. Haha. Written in one sitting, no edits. Enjoy!
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21 Feb 2026
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Marnie just adores her, sends her extra hay every week for “being a good neighbor” or whatever. Jas is still a little wary- she’s never been good with strangers- but she shows the new farmer all of her dolls nonetheless.
Shane didn't get it.
The new farmer was just weird. That was what he thought.
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21 Feb 2026
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The crime lord and the bunny by silverynight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Feb 2026
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"Since you're basically a baby bunny," the tall man says, using the term they have for the new workers. "You probably have no idea who he is, right?"
"I have no idea," he says sincerely, still looking as the blond rolls up his shirt sleeves to reveal snake tattoos on his arms.
He looks dangerous.
"He's Dynamight!" a bunny girl says, joining them. "He basically owns Japan. They say the others are afraid of him, and even if they don't work for him directly, if he says they need to do something they agree without a second thought; it never ends well for the person who says no to him."
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21 Feb 2026
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In a world where people who develop supernatural powers turn into yanderes, Enrique has one of the strongest powers in existence. Everyone expects him to become an apex yandere, but he hates yanderes and refuses to fall in love. When he gets stuck in an apartment building full of yanderes, his murderous fury is not helping him beat the yandere allegations.
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- Part 2 of The Yandere Apartment Network
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18 Feb 2026