DoAliensLikePasta
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Fox Tears by DoAliensLikePasta for ConstellationsInInk
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Apr 2026
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Chuuya Nakahara has known Dazai Osamu for over 700 years; they've only been married 50, and it's no surprise they have problems. But nothing is going to tear them apart; Chuuya will make sure of it.
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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Sometimes there's a party, sometimes you get really socially awkward after you nearly die and you join in with things you wouldn't usually.
And sometimes, there's a series of misunderstandings that lead to you being locked in the closet with the fucking Radiodemon.
But even after it ends and there are even more misunderstandings, this rapidly escalating game of chicken is all a joke that Lucifer is only playing along with to one-up the bellhop
…Right?
Set in an alternative timeline after season 2, where Angel stays at the hotel and there is no Lilith phone call. Part of the #ramm2026 where I was partnered with the amazing shannoniganz - PLEASE go love on their art and other works!
Fic fully written - will be uploading the other two chapters later in the week <3
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28 Sep 2026
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A Guide to the Care and Maintenance of the King of Hell by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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Lucifer comes to live at the hotel manic and unbalanced, driving his daughter and the other residents up the wall. Unable to think of a better plan, Vaggie makes a Deal with Alastor. He would take care of the king for six months, after which Lucifer would be forced to leave the hotel.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto, but quickly finds out he might be in over his head.
If only it weren’t for these inconvenient feelings getting in the way...
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Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
27 Sep 2026
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Alastor keeps dosing Lucifer’s drinks with mysterious potions. Not knowing that Lucifer is pretty much immune. ...But why is Alastor suddenly acting like the strange one?
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Alastor attempts to dose Lucifer with love potions. It backfires tremendously.
Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
27 Sep 2026
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Lucifer decides as a lark that he wants to pretend to be an Overlord to see what they’re like. Using an absolutely fantastic disguise, he infiltrates the Overlords and meets the Radio Demon. Who doesn’t understand why this newcomer has him acting all out of sorts.
Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
27 Sep 2026
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Lucifer starts randomly sleeping in the Radio Demon's room. Much to Alastor's consternation. A peculiar bond is formed.
Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
27 Sep 2026