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Astarion is an abomination, a living construct brought into undeath, designed specifically by Cazador for the glorious purpose of being basically a sentient sexbot. In two hundred years, he has not once met another living construct before.
But you meet all sorts of interesting people when infected with mindflayer parasites.
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What do you do when you miss out on the chance to have Vox personally deliver your coffee? Well, you steal his powers and send HIM coffee, instead!
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“Where are we, anyway?” Sakura mumbled to herself as she fell in step beside a slowly-enlarging Katsuyu.
“You haven’t guessed, yet?”
“I took a pretty nasty thump,” Sakura offered dryly, as if the blood caking her hair to her head wasn’t noticeable. “I’m surprised I remember my own name.”
“Well, that explains how you managed to get here, I suppose. Welcome to the Shikkotsu Forest, Sakura-san.”
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Sakura's struggles with identity lead her to a place no shinobi has been before.Bookmarked by Draggathenewb
17 Sep 2024
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In the end it took very little for Neji Hyuuga to become a missing nin. It was the smallest, most insignificant things, really. It was watching his 9 year old cousin, Shion, stop blowing bubbles.
Where Neji confronts his idea of fate, emulates Itachi Uchiha, and burns the Hyuuga main branch to the ground. In no particular order.
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12 Aug 2024
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Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.
Way to jinx it.
Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.
So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.
FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.
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(OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)
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27 May 2024