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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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21 Jan 2025
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Due to what Madam Umbridge is determined to call a paperwork mishap, Auror John Dawlish, over ten years in the force, finds himself headed back to Hogwarts as an interim professor. He's to wrangle a pack of Defense Against the Dark Arts students and keep Umbridge's seat warm for a few weeks while she gets things cleared up on her end. It'll be easy: she's provided him with a speech to give, a list of course aims, and a complete lesson plan covering the entire year.
What could go wrong?
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24 Jun 2023
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Harry wants to become the Wandmaker's Apprentice. Ollivander sets him three quests to prove himself first.
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05 Nov 2020
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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04 Nov 2020