DuckAlchemist



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    Alhaitham has apparently decided to go about seducing Kaveh in the stupidest manner possible. And yet, that absurdity pales in comparison to Kaveh’s own stupidity—because somehow, against all reason, his roommate’s idiotic attempts to seduce him are working.

    Kaveh turns to glare at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham stares back at him levelly—which only makes indignation boil hotter in Kaveh’s gut, even as his eyes drift to Alhaitham’s infuriating lips and start replaying that memory from this morning.

    He knows what he saw. He’d watched as Alhaitham rounded his lips, took that banana far into his throat, and slowly dragged his mouth up the length, flicking his tongue at the tip. He’d seen Alhaitham start to repeat the motion, pausing with his eyes locked onto Kaveh’s—and then, with a half-lidded stare, he’d casually taken a bite and walked out of the room, brushing against Kaveh as he left.

    Kaveh had been completely awake. And whatever the fuck Alhaitham was doing, it had been completely intentional.

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    And despite that... Kaveh is… “Lovesick?”

    Kaveh’s hands move to cover his face, palms muffling his words as he mutters, “It’s—not quite like that.”

    “Well, the ‘sick’ aspect is accurate, at least.”

    “No shit,” Kaveh snorts. “The ‘love’ component, though—it’s, uh—”

    “You’re not in love?”

    He coughs. “The greenhouse in my lungs begs to differ. I—it’s more that my body is mourning a love it knows can’t ever be requited.”

    For all the negative feelings Alhaitham’s encountered over the past twelve hours, the sensation that creeps through him now is…

    Unfamiliar.

    Unknowable.

    Despite all the languages he’s fluent in, Alhaitham is unable to conjure a word or phrase with which he can immediately label it. He just knows that whatever this feeling is, it’s unbelievably unpleasant. Like his body is stationary, yet his internal organs are plummeting into the Abyss.

    “You love someone who doesn’t love you back?” he asks after a moment.

    Kaveh has Hanahaki. That much is known. But who he loves, and whether Alhaitham will be able to save him, is up in the air.

     

    (Haikavah vs. Hanahaki vs. A/B/O dynamics)

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    Alhaitham buys a sexy costume as a joke, not intending for it to be worn—but unfortunately for him, his inventive senior has other ideas.

    Alhaitham had committed one small error, though, when presenting his abhorrent purchase to Kaveh: he joked that between the two of them, Kaveh would make a more convincing fungus.

    “What—you!” Kaveh squawked. “What’s that supposed to mean? And what would a sexual roleplay involving a fungus even look like? What sexy things can you do with a fungus?! All they do is bounce around and get…”

    And then Kaveh’s eyes lit up, and Alhaitham realized that he’d just gotten himself into trouble.

    “Oh, I know exactly what we’ll do,” Kaveh said, with a sly smile. “Just one small correction: you, my darling junior, will be the one starring as our sexy fungus.”

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    Dizzily, Kaveh blinks up. His back is pressed into the nylon bedroll, legs spread open to accommodate strong hips.

    Alhaitham kisses him like Kaveh’s breath is his lifeline. Maybe it is.

    “Prove it, Kaveh,” Alhaitham groans into his mouth. “Prove to me that you don’t want to hide this.”

    Kaveh squirms up against his junior, desperate for friction. “How am I supposed to do that?”

    “By not hiding this.” His tone is gritty, demanding, serious like an elegy. “I want you to be loud.”

    Discussing hieroglyphs in Deshret’s temple quickly becomes heated. What starts as a disagreement over symbols devolves into an argument about ideology, about personality, and about… relationships.

    Alhaitham and Kaveh diffuse the tension in the best way they know how: a little experimentation.

    (Or — Alhaitham becomes an ass-eating champ in 10k words or less.)

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    20 Jul 2025

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    The man tugs a little too tight on his hair, and something in Kaveh’s brain short-circuits. Wine and sleep-deprivation crackle between his synapses; white flame bursts behind his eyes. Suddenly, the hands in his hair don’t belong to the Kshahrewar graduate—they belong to someone much younger, much more familiar, whose skin smells like coffee and parchment and mint.

    Without thinking, Kaveh moans, "Haitham."

    He’s suspended in the moment for what could be eons; every second is blissful. Warmth coils at the base of his belly. This is good. This is—

    Wait.

     

    Wait.

    Seemingly out of the blue, Kaveh comes to realize his dear junior is... well, hot.

    If only he could do something about it.

    (And by "something," Kaveh means: blow Alhaitham into the next life.)

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    19 Jul 2025