EdenIsDead



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    "First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."

    As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.

    "Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.

    "Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.

    "Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."

    Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.

    "A what?" he asked.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Greatest bloodweave I've read in a while

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    Mac was prepared to die after protecting humanity, but when the Thing reveals itself again, things take an unexpected turn, which will change his life forever.

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    17 May 2025

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    Unironic banger

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    After an impossibly long three days, most choose the privacy of their tents over a group dinner. It doesn't escape Astarion what effect this seems to have on Gale. However, the effect Gale has on him escapes Astarion entirely.

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    or: Astarion dodges ten million mental hoops to admit he cares and then gets walloped by ten BILLION bats when someone else cares about him so very much. 

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Cook gale best gale

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    I love you, too.

    It'll pass.

    Much like God, that last bit turned out to be a lie.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHGG

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    He isn’t going to spill his guts to this woman surrounded by guinea pig merchandise, he absolutely is not— but then he remembers the world is ending tomorrow, so, what the hell.

    “I just want him to choose me,” Crowley says. “For once, I want him to fucking choose me, over… over…” His mind reaches frantically for a human-appropriate metaphor to couch his whole impossible situation in, and eventually finds one.

    “...over God.”

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    (Crowley and Fleabag share a moment, in the middle of their stories.)

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    28 Dec 2024

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    I'm fucking crying shut up I'm not crying you're crying