Eefit
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“Why don’t you want a relationship, then?” He mumbled into Chilchuck’s shoulder.
“It’s not that I don’t want one, Laios, it’s that I’m not good at them. You deserve someone who can treat you right.”
“Who is right, if not who makes me happy?”Or, two idiots make out, Laios doesn't realize Chilchuck thinks it's just a fling, so they talk through it.
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"They don't care about you" by Eefit
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 May 2024
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He learned long ago to stop arguing with the boxes, especially on days like these. Every time he thought he made a point, they always came back with something that made him feel worse.
Putting on the suit made him feel better, at least.
{Thank god. Nobody else has to look at you.}
[Maybe you won't scare off too many kids this time.]
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“How many fingers am I holding up?” by Eefit
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Apr 2024
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“Wade I—” Spidey coughed again. “I love you.”
Fuck. Wade’s world was ending, he was sure of it. His world would end once Spidey did, because that’s what was happening, wasn’t it? The tears that had been collecting in his eyes soaked into his own mask, just like Spider-Man’s blood had in his.
“I love you too,” Wade said. But Spidey never got to hear it. -
Everybody Talks by Eefit
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2024
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“What is it, Spidey? With all that nervousness, one would think you’re finally about to ask me out!” Deadpool giggled.
“I am. That’s what I’m doing.” The man stood up straight, very straight.
“Oh! Wow, okay, I didn’t actually expect—”
“Wait! Not, like, not really. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend. For… um.” He sighed, “Honestly? I’m trying to piss off Mr. Stark.”or, peter asks wade to fake date him to piss off mr stark without thinking about the consequences
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“Fuck,” he heard Swiss’ head drop to the pillow underneath.
“I think we just did,” Sodo joked. “You talk a lot.”
“Yeah, well. You moan a lot, so it evens out.”Or, the aftermath of that one video where Swiss jerks off Sodo on stage