EfficientlyProcrastinating
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How do you decide the value of a life? by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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How do you decide the value of a life?
How is it possible that something you never cared for before only gains worth when it is gone? How can you love something you never knew? How can you only feel regret once it’s over?
How can you love someone more in death than you ever did in life?
She supposes this is karma.
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What if when Bellatrix killed Tonks, she didn’t know? What if she only saw what’s she’d truly done once it was too late to take it back?
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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
16 Mar 2025
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
Nina is the exact same as usual -
Oh I wish I had a river (I could skate away on) by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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“I have a spare pair, you know.”
“Good. You’ll have some if those ones break.”
Inej laughed, a melodic, tinkling sound, like the Christmas bells that rang out from the chapel for midnight mass. Kaz was still yet to find a jar strong enough to go hold it.
“Or… you could have a go?”
~Or~
Kaz watches Inej skate (in a not creepy way, he swears), and she invites him to join her. The only problem is, well, he can’t skate.
Not a modern AU, I’m sure they had ice skates whenever six of crows was roughly set (I did no research). Also what fits Inej more perfectly than LITERAL KNIFE SHOES idk I just feel like she’d slay at figure skating. Anyways, enjoy! (Or don’t, free will exists for now so you do you)
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- Part 4 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Red had always been Regulus’ favourite colour.
He would never admit it if you asked him. He’d always say it was green. He did like green, really he did, but red was always special to Regulus.
It reminded him of James.
~Or~
Regulus spends his Christmas thinking about James.
Chapter 1 is with the happy ending, chapter two is with the sad one
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- Part 3 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Won’t you stay another day (stay now) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2024
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Advent was always just another countdown for Wylan. For him, it never felt like counting down to Christmas. It always felt like counting down to Christmas being over.
He knew, realistically, that all things in life had to end. He knew that one day he would reach his end. And he knew that when he did, it would be a long while before Jesper came with him.
~Or~
Wylan begins the countdown. To Christmas!
Just ignore the MCD tag 🤪Series
- Part 2 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Effies Christmas Countdown by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
07 Dec 2024
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A fic a day until Christmas! (Yeah right) Will probably mostly stay in Six of Crows, Stranger Things and Maurauders but might have one or two others!
This has now become just a regular collection of Christmas fics. I severely overestimated my abilities here, but I’ll still try to have one for every day of advent, even if it takes a few years. I have ideas, but also seasonal depression. Yippee?
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“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.”
Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.
In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.
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11 Dec 2025
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Does salt yearn? by Padfootandpr0ng for EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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The crows hijack a pirate ship. That's it. That's the plot.
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07 Dec 2025
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The best thing to exist I highly recommend go read it for perfectly crows shenanigans
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Remus Lupin is a Welsh figure skater who hasn't quite been able to find his rhythm. Until world renowned Russian figure skater (and Remus' celebrity crush) Sirius Black shows up to coach him.
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30 Nov 2025
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TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS AHHH
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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Walking Home (v)., the Tourniquet by nervoussis for gideongrace
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Feb 2021
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“Stay with me.”
Steve’s heart is beating in his eyeballs.
The world falls silent. Only for a moment, as long as it takes for Billy to drop something on the ground and then swear under his breath. His voice shakes, like strands in the wind. “What?”
“At my apartment,” Steve clarifies. He untangles the phone chord which has somehow worked its way to his elbow. “It’s small and shitty, and the couch only has three legs, but.”
Steve closes his eyes and hopes against hope, praying to every god who has ever existed since the beginning of time and everyone who will come after, that Billy can hear every meaning, every hidden word.
“You could.” Steve says softly. “If you wanted to.”
(or) Waterloo