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Problematic and unproblematic dsmp one shots by Elliott_Ihavenobrainleft
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 May 2022
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It's in the title. Don't like it? Then scroll past it.
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* Mafia AU
* No Cape AU
* Nobody was adopted by Bruce Wayne.
* Ric Grayson is the (slightly) older twin to Richard Grayson.
* Assassin! Ric Grayson and Prostitute! Richard Grayson.
* Jason Todd is the leader of the Red Hood Gang.
* Roy Harper is the Red Hood's lieutenant and one of his best friends.
* Koriand'r (as a human) works more behind the scenes and is the Red Hood's other best friend.- Words:
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Bookmarked by Elliott_Ihavenobrainleft
17 Sep 2026
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Sounds interesting maybe we shall see
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Do I Wanna Know If This Feeling Goes Both Ways by St4r_L0rd
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Once I’m within range, I start hearing those sounds Rocky was talking about, little groans and hitches of breath. He’s trying to keep himself quiet, I can tell, another bad habit of his.
Wait, there’s something else, too, a sort of faint squelching? Well, he’s either very vigorously washing his hand - but, no, I don’t hear the water running - or he’s-
Suddenly, I hear what is very clearly a moan from the other side of the door, even if muffled.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Or when Rocky hears Simon making some concerning sounds in the Hail Mary’s bathroom, he sends Grace to go check on him, and the man is met with quite the surprise.
Title from Do I Wanna Know? by Artic Monkeys (but I’m specifically thinking of the Hozier cover y’know?)
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Bookmarked by Elliott_Ihavenobrainleft
12 Sep 2026
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HELL YES I HAVE A NEW LOVE FOR TRANS SIMON
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This Side of Paradise by jujus_writing_corner
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
08 Aug 2026
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“Simon, hey, talk to me,” Grace frets, “You’re starting to worry me a little. Are you sure you’re okay?”
“Grace,” Simon gasps against Grace’s palm, voice thready and strained, “Please.”
“Please what?” Grace asks, completely bewildered. “What do you need?”
“You,” Simon says, the word rumbling from the back of his throat.
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Or, bloodymary sex pollen shenanigans
Bookmarked by Elliott_Ihavenobrainleft
25 Aug 2026
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He'll yea Grace deserves a good dick down
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Dr. Grace gets his shit wrecked.
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you take my breath away, you're a supernova by dandxlion
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 Jun 2026
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The blond’s hands are raised up above his head, slowly, like a trail of blood from an open wound, blue eyes set on him from the ground, footsteps cautiously making their way towards Simon’s bed ladder. Simon’s knees come to curl in towards his stomach, his arm going to wrap itself securely around his legs, only for the sensation to never reach them. A quick glance to his empty shoulder, and Simon looks towards the top of the bunk, blinking away the burning in his eyes.
Ryland is approaching him like he’s a rabid dog, and, for once, Simon wishes someone didn’t see him as one that bites.
Simon wishes that he didn’t feel like a ghost walking around in his own skin, anymore. He was so, so tired.
“I’m not an animal,” Simon huffs out, turning his face towards the other human, and Ryland vaguely notes the fact that, in the light, one of his eyes looks a deep, crimson red.
“I didn’t mean to-”
“I know. Nobody ever does.”
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Simon has a nightmare, and Ryland has a perfect idea on how to help.
Bookmarked by Elliott_Ihavenobrainleft
14 Aug 2026
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SCRUMTIOUS YES THIS IS AMAZING