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    Post Golden Morning; everyone decides on their next step forward. Some choose hope, marching on to continue the good fight into the future. Some choose obscurity, putting the cape down and finding some normalcy in this absurd world. Some, a few, choose to quietly end it, tired of the sacrifices and scars.

    For Fortuna? She takes none of the above, instead, she decides to leave. After decades of work without a break or pension, she’s earned her retirement.

    Or: After finally suceeding in the battle against scion, post-golden morning Contessa decides that she’s had enough of this universe. Using the time immediately after the battle when the dimensional barriers are its weakest, she leaves for the unknown, landing in the world of Quirks and Heros.

    What does she decide to do with her newfound freedom? Well, she’s gonna figure that out, but saving the world is a start.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    "Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

    “What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

    “Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    22 Sep 2025

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    After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    31 Aug 2025