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    "Hey, Luf'," Zoro greeted as he sat down on the bed across from Sanji.

    "Well, you took your sweet time. You wasted ours waiting for your ass."

    Zoro returned a raised eyebrow back at Nami, before glaring at her. "And who the fuck are you supposed to be? My mother?", he scoffed.

    "Watch your fucking mouth, mosshead. That's a lady you're talking to."

    "You mad? Are you her boyfriend?", Zoro's gaze flickered to his outfit before back at Sanji again with a mocking smile. "Her girlfriend then?"

    Blackleg Sanji is one of the top male actors at Grand Line Pleasures dot Net, known for his work in vanilla films and his preference for collaborating exclusively with female co-stars. During a night out with his friends, Nami, his agent, tells him that he has been requested to star in a project with a new male actor in the industry.

    However, he would have to adjust to the new actor's preference, which means Sanji would need to take on the bottom position for the film. After considering the offer, Sanji decides to accept it.

    There’s no harm in giving it a try, right?

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    21 Sep 2024

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    pure bliss.

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    Impatiently, Zoro tugged at Sanji’s shirt and Sanji let Zoro take them off. His rough fingers reached down to the belt once again. As Sanji listened to the sound of the metal buckle and the zip of his pants being undone, it took everything in him to not push Zoro away and bolt. Instead, he watched his trousers being tossed aside and dragged his eyes down to Zoro, who was watching him like a hawk.

    “You look as if you’re walking up to your gallows,” Zoro noted.

    “An apt description,” Sanji croaked.

    Zoro frowned in curiosity. He turned his eyes back down to the blue-striped boxer before reaching for the hem and slowly peeling it down. Judging by Sanji’s utter apprehension, Zoro was expecting something hideous, like a scar or a deformity, but he didn’t expect this.

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    Just pure, filthy porn with very, very weak attempt at plot. Probably non-existent.

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    18 Jun 2024

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    “This isn’t a daycare!” Sanji shouts, waving his spatula threateningly as the swordsman stalks off without so much as a backwards glance.

    The toddler on his hip reaches out her grubby hands for the cake batter. The seven-year-old hiding behind his legs waves shyly at the retreating form. The new girl, who has to be around ten at most, tilts her head at the cook as though to say ‘yeah, right.’

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    Zoro acquires a lot of children in his travels as the world’s strongest. What was he supposed to do? Bring them with him?

    Sanji is adamant about the fact that the Baratie: All Blue is no place for any of the children Zoro drops off.

    Zeff is just excited to finally have grandkids running around.

    (Alternatively, Zoro is deadset on making Sanji a single father).

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    09 Jun 2024

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    “So, you’re saying the symptoms come and go?” Chopper asked him.

    “Yeah.” Zoro shrugged.

    “What did you say the symptoms were again?”

    “Warm skin, like I’m feverish. My breathing also comes out too short. I also feel weaker, distracted,” Zoro listed off.

    “And that these…symptoms, they always happen around Sanji specifically?”

    “Essentially." Zoro nodded. "So what's the verdict? Am I dying?"

    “Yes. I hereby diagnose you with the terminal disorder of stupidity," Chopper sighed, proceeding to knock Zoro off his stool. "You really are hopeless."

    ///Or: The one where Zoro has been in love with Sanji for three years, but he's the only one who hasn't gotten the memo.

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    “Hey marimo,” he whispers, lacking his usual bite, “I would stay away if I were you… I think I have a fever.”

    “I don’t doubt it,” Zoro responds, gently as possible. “Though I think there’s more to it than that, curls.”

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