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two sorcerers chillin' in a hot tub (five feet apart cause they’re not gay) by hollow_lime_green (Hanatamago)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Apr 2025
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Geto Suguru has almost two decades of practice pretending not to see things that are clearly there, and Gojo Satoru has a well-documented history of being the most socially-stunted motherfucker alive.
That’s how they got here.
That’s also why neither of them know where the hell they’re going with this.
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- Part 2 of fire in your mouth
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21 Mar 2025
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Suguru didn’t know if he was a tits guy or an ass guy, because somehow he was a Satoru guy, and Satoru had neither.
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two idiots don't cancel each other out by astrocosmos, moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2020
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“Gege? What’s going on?”
Xie Lian has gone bright red, his eyes flickering back and forth between He Xuan, who he’s still laying on, and Hua Cheng, who might have gone into actual shock.
“San Lang! We’re, we...uh, this is—”
He Xuan takes a deep breath, sends a prayer to the dead hermit crab he had when he was twelve, and says, “Xie Lian and I are dating.”
He Xuan gets dragged into a love triangle he never wanted to be part of.
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
11 Apr 2024
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He Xuan thinks he might’ve cracked his skull open from the sheer force in which his head hits the tile.
Ah, death at last. Please free him from his fleshy prison.
“Gege?”
Oh, did he go straight to hell? Cause Satan seems to sound a lot like—
“San Lang?”
Yeah. Him. The devil incarnate.
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Feng Xin’s unbearable torment by koburi
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2022
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Jun Wu held up Yanzhen for all to see. “So, as you can see, when the blood of a virgin touches the sword, the mark just………ahh………”
Jun Wu stared at the sword, eager to demonstrate how the blood would fall away, leaving the steel purified and gleaming.
There was just one problem.
The red mark wasn’t fading.
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Or: Mu Qing is caught out by Jun Wu’s virgin-detecting sword, and Feng Xin has some feelings about it (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻- Language:
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
11 Apr 2024
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Feng Xin’s brain stuttered to a halt for a few moments, eyes locked on the blade, then the realisation hit him like a bolt of lightning.
That red mark wasn’t going to disappear.
Mu Qing was not a virgin.
Mu Qing fucked.
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Heavenly Delights by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2020
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Xie Lian doesn't think his virginity is a problem until Pei Ming starts 'helping' him find candidates to lose it. Xie Lian takes matters into his own (and Hua Cheng's) hands. Of course, his bad luck won't leave him so easily: after their first night together, all clues point towards Hua Cheng mistaking him for a prostitute.
This is probably salvageable.
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
09 Apr 2024
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He has been back in Puqi Shrine for less than an hour before there’s a knock on- well, not the door, because Xie Lian doesn’t have one. He pulls back the curtain and finds that Pei Ming has knocked on the wall instead. The wall has now a fist-shaped hole in it.
Xie Lian angles the shield asking for donations so that it’s now facing General Pei, hoping that he will notice it.
He doesn’t. “Your Highness,” he booms. “Is it true? You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a woman?”
“Lovely talking to you, now please be on your way.”
Pei Ming looks him up and down, then corrects himself to, “You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a man?”
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as amber of ember glows by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Sep 2020
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“So you’re really telling me.” Wei Ying, flushed red and bunched up with his knees to his chest, is staring. Sort of abjectly, sort of disbelievingly. “This is a sex curse?”
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
09 Apr 2024
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“Well, I do not want you to die,” Lan Wangji says, very solemn. “And I would miss looking at your face.”
Wei Ying pokes his head up to gawk at him again. “Are...are you flirting with me?”
“That depends,” Lan Wangji says carefully. “Is it working?”
“Oh,” Wei Ying breathes out, his eyes very wide. He’s blushing again.