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two sorcerers chillin' in a hot tub (five feet apart cause they’re not gay) by hollow_lime_green (Hanatamago)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Apr 2025
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Geto Suguru has almost two decades of practice pretending not to see things that are clearly there, and Gojo Satoru has a well-documented history of being the most socially-stunted motherfucker alive.
That’s how they got here.
That’s also why neither of them know where the hell they’re going with this.
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- Part 2 of fire in your mouth
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
21 Mar 2025
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Suguru didn’t know if he was a tits guy or an ass guy, because somehow he was a Satoru guy, and Satoru had neither.
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two idiots don't cancel each other out by astrocosmos, moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2020
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“Gege? What’s going on?”
Xie Lian has gone bright red, his eyes flickering back and forth between He Xuan, who he’s still laying on, and Hua Cheng, who might have gone into actual shock.
“San Lang! We’re, we...uh, this is—”
He Xuan takes a deep breath, sends a prayer to the dead hermit crab he had when he was twelve, and says, “Xie Lian and I are dating.”
He Xuan gets dragged into a love triangle he never wanted to be part of.
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
11 Apr 2024
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He Xuan thinks he might’ve cracked his skull open from the sheer force in which his head hits the tile.
Ah, death at last. Please free him from his fleshy prison.
“Gege?”
Oh, did he go straight to hell? Cause Satan seems to sound a lot like—
“San Lang?”
Yeah. Him. The devil incarnate.
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Feng Xin’s unbearable torment by koburi
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2022
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Jun Wu held up Yanzhen for all to see. “So, as you can see, when the blood of a virgin touches the sword, the mark just………ahh………”
Jun Wu stared at the sword, eager to demonstrate how the blood would fall away, leaving the steel purified and gleaming.
There was just one problem.
The red mark wasn’t fading.
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Or: Mu Qing is caught out by Jun Wu’s virgin-detecting sword, and Feng Xin has some feelings about it (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻- Language:
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
11 Apr 2024
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Feng Xin’s brain stuttered to a halt for a few moments, eyes locked on the blade, then the realisation hit him like a bolt of lightning.
That red mark wasn’t going to disappear.
Mu Qing was not a virgin.
Mu Qing fucked.
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Heavenly Delights by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2020
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Xie Lian doesn't think his virginity is a problem until Pei Ming starts 'helping' him find candidates to lose it. Xie Lian takes matters into his own (and Hua Cheng's) hands. Of course, his bad luck won't leave him so easily: after their first night together, all clues point towards Hua Cheng mistaking him for a prostitute.
This is probably salvageable.
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
09 Apr 2024
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He has been back in Puqi Shrine for less than an hour before there’s a knock on- well, not the door, because Xie Lian doesn’t have one. He pulls back the curtain and finds that Pei Ming has knocked on the wall instead. The wall has now a fist-shaped hole in it.
Xie Lian angles the shield asking for donations so that it’s now facing General Pei, hoping that he will notice it.
He doesn’t. “Your Highness,” he booms. “Is it true? You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a woman?”
“Lovely talking to you, now please be on your way.”
Pei Ming looks him up and down, then corrects himself to, “You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a man?”
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as amber of ember glows by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Sep 2020
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“So you’re really telling me.” Wei Ying, flushed red and bunched up with his knees to his chest, is staring. Sort of abjectly, sort of disbelievingly. “This is a sex curse?”
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
09 Apr 2024
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“Well, I do not want you to die,” Lan Wangji says, very solemn. “And I would miss looking at your face.”
Wei Ying pokes his head up to gawk at him again. “Are...are you flirting with me?”
“That depends,” Lan Wangji says carefully. “Is it working?”
“Oh,” Wei Ying breathes out, his eyes very wide. He’s blushing again.
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He Xuan starts coughing so loudly and so violently that for a second Xie Lian loses track of reality, and thinks it was He Xuan who got buried under what feels like half a mountain, and not Xie Lian. It’s only as he tries to get up, alarmed, that the pain shoots through his body and reminds him why that would be a terrible idea. A grunt of pain must escape him, because He Xuan pushes him down again. This time, he leaves his hand on his shoulder, a constant reminder to “stay the fuck down, dianxia, fucking idiot.”
“You sounded like you were in pain. Are you sure you weren’t hurt in the collapse?”
“It really is very galling to be fretted upon by a man who is bleeding half of his intestines unto the floor.”
(or: Xie Lian and He Xuan end up trapped in a cave together, and Xie Lian won't stop saying upsetting things. It's probably the concussion.)
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
09 Apr 2024
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I’m glad,” he adds, absentmindedly, “that you’re here. It feels less like that, now.”
“Fuck,” He Xuan curses very quietly, and then in a louder voice: “Just. Stop saying fucked up shit for like five minutes.”
“Oh, okay,” Xie Lian agress, although he didn’t know that what he was saying was fucked up shit. He would try to remember now.
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xxx bubble-butt twink gets gloryholed by hung tatted-up sugar daddy xxx STREAM FREE ONLINE NOW CLICK HERE xxx by pengiesama
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2020
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Xie Lian investigates a hole in the wall of his shrine and gets himself stuck. After being saved from his predicament by Hua Cheng, Xie Lian becomes aware of his true destiny, which is to get stuck again and have Hua Cheng fuck him while he’s in there.
Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
08 Apr 2024
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“His…his sacred and divine backside…His Highness’ backside…”
“Okay,” He Xuan said. “Is that all for today?”
“His ass. He smashed a wall with his ass. God I wish that were me.”
He Xuan ate the rest of his phone to excuse himself from the rest of the conversation, flipped back over, and got back to the wallowing thing.
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hamster of lucky sevens by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”
“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.
“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”
“You—”
Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.
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Bookmarked by Faeze (Faezed)
08 Apr 2024
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, went Hua Cheng’s hamster brain. Externally, he said, “Whatever gege wants.”
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Gamer God Bathwater by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2021
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An enraged ghost refuses to leave a village alone until they give him the world's rarest soup, a delicacy so rare that the recipe has been lost to the ages. Luckily, Xie Lian knows where to look for long-lost scrolls.
There's just one problem: the main ingredient is...
Raising a brow, Hua Cheng held out his hand, receiving the scroll from a profusely sweating Yin Yu. He held it up, skimming it with his one eye.
His brow rose even higher.
“What?” Xie Lian said innocently. “What is it, what’s the ingredient?”
The two others turned and looked at him.
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“A—a heavenly official’s WHAT?!" -
Swimming With The Stars (Until We Drown) by lethallergic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Apr 2015
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Hoseok is a daydreamer lost in his own world. Taehyung has teeth as sharp as knives, but home in his eyes.
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When a murderer starts picking off students one by one at a school for magickal creatures, vampire detective Kim Seokjin and his team go undercover in order to stop them.
There, he meets Jeongguk, a banshee whose throat is torn up every time he screams for a nearby death.The two fall together the same way snow melts and disappears into earth. They sink and sink, until one is completely lost in the other.
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those nights (when you crave someone to be there at dawn) by bellamees
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Aug 2022
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he meets yoongi’s eyes for a moment before pulling his shirt a bit down, leaving the crook of his neck exposed, the patch of skin possibly flushed.
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“Ho… Hoseok… my na- Ju-Jung Hoseok. Who— what…?”
On hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to reveal your name to two lunatics who had fed you something from a blood bag at 11.54 pm in the middle of a quiet, isolated alleyway.
"Hoseok? Nice to meet you, Hoseok. I'm Kim Namjoon, and this is Kim Seokjin. Do you remember what happened to you?"
“I—”
“Seriously. Just tell him like I did you. It's like pulling off a band-aid, better fast than slow.”
A heavy sigh was Namjoon's response to Seokjin's interjection. "I think this is a bad idea, but alright. Hoseok, you nearly… well… you did die. I saved your life the only way I could. By turning you into a vampire."
On hindsight, maybe it was a really, really, really bad idea.
****One unfortunate near-death later, Hoseok finds out a few things: One, vampires are real. Two, they don't sparkle. Three, a war is brewing and he's landed in the middle of it.
Or: AU in which Hoseok screams a lot
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The nightwalker chuckled, steering Jungkook under an awning devoid of other people. “First time in the Red Lights District?” he asked, not waiting for a response before continuing on. “You look like you’re selling, little birdy. I’ll give you 60,000 won for a meal. You smell fucking delicious.”
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In a dystopian future where vampires rule the planet, human Jungkook is just trying to survive.
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Vampires and lycans have been at war for centuries. For Death Dealer Jimin, his orders had always been the same: hunt the lycans, kill them off. But when a young lycan named Jeongguk crosses paths with him, their worlds collide in a way like never before.
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Five years ago Jeongguk woke to a dingy alley, his skin bloodied and bruised and the weight of fangs in his mouth. He had nowhere to go, no home to return to being the monster he now was, and no future in sight.
Five years ago Jeongguk was convinced his life was over and he would become a slave to his instincts, a murdering machine with no way to stop.
Now, five years later, Jeongguk sits on a throne hand in hand with the most powerful man he has ever met.
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- Part 1 of with you, a life anew
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Taehyung wants to belong in the supernatural world he's glimpsed his whole life. Jeongguk just wants to be left alone. Only one of them gets their wish.
(aka the kid who sees ghosts discovers his classmate is a werewolf.)
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Jimin's mother always said nothing good happens after 2am. He can’t believe he thought meeting someone in the dead of the morning was a good basis for the start of a relationship.
Ft. Very Single College Student! Jimin and Vampire! Yoongi
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“What are you?”
Taehyung blinked at the sudden question.
The handcuffs on his wrist rattled hollowly in the tiny interrogation room as he leaned forward to peer at the pile of photographs scattered on the table.
He didn't dare answer. He didn't need to do Detective Jeon Jungkook's job for him. No policeman had ever caught on to Taehyung, and he planned to keep it that way.
This detective immediately proved harder to shake than most. In more ways than one.
Damn it.