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Oh, Frail Star (Let Me Heal Your Bones) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Walburga and Orion are dead. Regulus Black is free and ready to finally attend his fifth (and first) year at Hogwarts. He expects a lot of his time at Hogwarts; to be taught nothing he doesn't already know, to become a social pariah and make no new friends, and for Sirius Black to ignore him completely. Unfortunetely for him, only one ends up being true, and it's not either the second two.
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Regulus begins a friendship with Lily Evans, with whom he starts a pretend relationship with to make Mary Macdonald jealous and finally confess her feelings to Lily, and against all odds, this plan leads to Regulus reconnecting with his estranged brother and getting into a relationship with the brother-stealing James Potter.
TW for Past Sexual Assault, Past Sexual Abuse, Past Incestuous abuse and other related themes, read at your own risk.
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Draco had first started his gig as a phone prostitute right after he had finished his eighth year at Hogwarts, nobody had wanted to hire him so he found a job in the Muggle world, one that he could do from home and it came to him quite easily. Imagine his surprise when Harry Potter had called him 3 months after school had ended, when he and the She-Weasley had broken up. Potter didn’t recognise him at first, though Draco immediately recognised him; he had only realised who he had just came to the voice of when Draco ended the phone call with ‘Goodnight, Potter,’ and since that day, over a year ago at this point, he had been Draco’s very best and his personal favourite client.
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After the war, Draco Malfoy becomes a phone sex operator, who knew Harry Potter would become his best client?
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You Belong With Me (Why Can’t You See?) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
29 Aug 2025
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Tammy gets jealous at Chelsea's dance party, why is Tina dancing with Sam anyway?
(Set during Season 14, Episode 13 - Butt Sweat and Fears)
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Draco Malfoy and the Return of Evil by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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In which; Draco Malfoy and a group of radical teenagers attempt to take down the corrupt Magical Government covering up the return of the Dark Lord and his deadly cult of followers.
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Draco thinks he might love his boyfriend, and attempts to take down a Dark Lord (Again).
Book 2 of the DMATSCOF series.
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- Part 3 of Light My Love
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These Other Flowers (Don’t Grow the Same) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter becomes aware of the immense sexual harassment Draco Malfoy suffers from everyday, and finally lets himself choose who he wants to be: Draco Malfoys' protector.
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Draco Malfoy and the Sudden Change of Faith and beyond.
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Boq froze, his face instantly on fire. “I-I’m not blushing. I-I don’t even know what you're talking about,” he stammered, already regretting everything, the heat crawling up his neck and cheeks.
Fiyero chuckled, sitting up, clearly pleased. “Whatever you say, short-stack. But maybe one of these days, you’ll let me show you that life’s more than just books and blushing.”
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Boq didn’t expect his insufferable, charming roommate Fiyero to pull him out of his comfort zone, let alone his shell. But one wild night out turns into something more when they end up back at the dorm, and Fiyero’s teasing gives way to something neither of them can ignore.
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12 Jan 2026