9 Works by Fatherabsurd
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Oh, Frail Star (Let Me Heal Your Bones) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Walburga and Orion are dead. Regulus Black is free and ready to finally attend his fifth (and first) year at Hogwarts. He expects a lot of his time at Hogwarts; to be taught nothing he doesn't already know, to become a social pariah and make no new friends, and for Sirius Black to ignore him completely. Unfortunetely for him, only one ends up being true, and it's not either the second two.
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Regulus begins a friendship with Lily Evans, with whom he starts a pretend relationship with to make Mary Macdonald jealous and finally confess her feelings to Lily, and against all odds, this plan leads to Regulus reconnecting with his estranged brother and getting into a relationship with the brother-stealing James Potter.
TW for Past Sexual Assault, Past Sexual Abuse, Past Incestuous abuse and other related themes, read at your own risk.
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Draco had first started his gig as a phone prostitute right after he had finished his eighth year at Hogwarts, nobody had wanted to hire him so he found a job in the Muggle world, one that he could do from home and it came to him quite easily. Imagine his surprise when Harry Potter had called him 3 months after school had ended, when he and the She-Weasley had broken up. Potter didn’t recognise him at first, though Draco immediately recognised him; he had only realised who he had just came to the voice of when Draco ended the phone call with ‘Goodnight, Potter,’ and since that day, over a year ago at this point, he had been Draco’s very best and his personal favourite client.
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After the war, Draco Malfoy becomes a phone sex operator, who knew Harry Potter would become his best client?
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You Belong With Me (Why Can’t You See?) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
29 Aug 2025
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Tammy gets jealous at Chelsea's dance party, why is Tina dancing with Sam anyway?
(Set during Season 14, Episode 13 - Butt Sweat and Fears)
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Draco Malfoy and the Return of Evil by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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In which; Draco Malfoy and a group of radical teenagers attempt to take down the corrupt Magical Government covering up the return of the Dark Lord and his deadly cult of followers.
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Draco thinks he might love his boyfriend, and attempts to take down a Dark Lord (Again).
Book 2 of the DMATSCOF series.
Series
- Part 3 of Light My Love
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These Other Flowers (Don’t Grow the Same) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter becomes aware of the immense sexual harassment Draco Malfoy suffers from everyday, and finally lets himself choose who he wants to be: Draco Malfoys' protector.
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My Mother and My Grandma, My Great Grandmother, Too by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2025
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In which, Walburga Black is not the evil woman she was deemed to be.
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Walburga Black gets a divorce, Sirius chooses to live with his father and Walburga will stop at nothing to get her baby back.
AU: Canon-Divergence. Walburga was bethrothed to her cousin at 11, when he was 32. Sirius chooses to live with Orion because he is the 'cool parent' who lets him do drugs, drink, and get tattoos.
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Another head hangs lowly (Child is slowly taken) by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2024
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Draco Malfoy is dead, and Harry is determined to prove that Lucius Malfoy did it, in the end though, he doesn't end up having to.
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Drarry smut with a plot that kind of makes sense!
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Draco Malfoy and the Evils of the World by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2024
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What exactly is the story of Draco having Crucio used on him?
Part of the DMASTCOF series.
A short story to add more context to the DMATSCOF series.
Can be read as a stand-alone but it won't be very interesting without context. Prequel; recommended to read anytime after book 1, but definitely after book 2.
Series
- Part 2 of Light My Love
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Draco Malfoy and the Sudden Change of Faith by Fatherabsurd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2024
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In which; a strange Muggle object leads Draco Malfoy to completely change his faith in what he was taught was right, defeats a Dark Lord, finds out many things he shouldn’t have, and somehow ends up with Harry Potter as his boyfriend.
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Draco Malfoy finds a genius Muggle invention down the halls of the dungeons a few days before summer break begins, becomes obsessed with everything and anything muggle, takes down Voldemort, unknowingly saves the lives of many, tries and fails to convince himself he hates Harry Potter, and foils Barty Crouch Jr.’s ridiculous plan to get Potter killed. (He may or may not also, fall for Potter somewhere in between)
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How something as small as a pen can completely change a story.
Series
- Part 1 of Light My Love