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    Suitable by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    04 Jan 2016

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    The Lord Harts mate isn't suitable, so Eggsy's forced to step in.

    Except, Lord Hart isn't exactly going to leave his mate for Eggsy, is he?

    And Eggsy's fine with that. He is. Completely fine. He ain't in love or anything.

    It's fine.

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    18 Apr 2015

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    How Eggsy Met Harry, As Told Through A Series of Soul Marks by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    21 Feb 2016

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    Eggsy stares at the Mark on his chest sometimes, and wonders if his soulmate would ever settle for street trash like him.

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    26 Mar 2015

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    Beloved by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    06 Mar 2015

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    In a world where everyone searches for their soulmate, Galahad had resigned himself to never finding his. Eggsy swore that he'd never look for one. The fates had other ideas

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    06 Mar 2015

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    Wall and Crown by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    15 May 2015

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    When a treaty is struck between the Shire and Erebor, Thorin suggests an alliance marriage to cement the deal. He's a little surprised to find out that the hobbits don't approve of being royalty - they think it's a waste of time. The Thain doesn't want one of his relatives being burdened with becoming a Queen or Consort.

    Balin suggests that Dwalin be the dwarf instead, which seems to settle things. Unbeknownst to everyone else though, Dwalin's already in a secret relationship with Nori, Erebor's spymaster. With Nori out on assignment, Dwalin has no excuse for not going through with the marriage. Even though it kills him inside to give up Nori, he will do as his king commands, and will honour his spouse.

    When Nori gets back and meets the hobbit who married his lover, things don't exactly go as planned for anyone.

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    18 Jan 2015

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    On the Stroke of Twelve by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    01 Jul 2015

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    Bilbo Baggins is a perfectly respectable gentlehobbit whose adventuring days are firmly behind him, thank you very much. He has missed nothing over the past five peaceful years, except for company, excitement, and the chance to finally meet a dwarf.

    It’s then, of course, that an entire colony of dwarves happen to end up in the Shire, on the road to a new life in Belegost and eager to celebrate the Prince’s coming of age ball. Hot on their heels is Gandalf, offering Bilbo a spectacular chance: to attend the dwarven ball as one of them.

    In retrospect, agreeing was never going to have been the best option to keep his quiet life. Especially after he runs into King Thorin— literally— and manages to be just a little too convincing in his new form.

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    02 Jan 2015