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Penelope needs to prove that pineapple cannot truly change one’s taste. And Colin, well, he just wants to help a friend conduct an experiment.
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22 Nov 2025
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On a perfectly average Saturday afternoon, Colin gets a notification on his phone that drags him back to the past.
(A vignette on grief and friendship.)
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19 Nov 2025
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Best Friends Don't Count by KatofKanals
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Nov 2025
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Colin thought he was doing a nice thing. He thought he was being a good friend. He thought Pen would be lonely on her impulsive trip to Ibiza after her dud of a fiancee broke up with her. He thought she'd appreciate his company and that he dropped everything he was doing in New York to spend the week with her and help her have a little fun. What he hadn't spent much time thinking about, however, were his best friend's honest motivations for this solo holiday…
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Or, Penelope goes to Ibiza to get laid after ending her engagement and Colin unknowingly accompanies her to fulfill that goal and much, much more.
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15 Nov 2025
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Sir Colin was accustomed to difficult work, feats of physicality. He had climbed hills, built walls, and performed in jousts. He had triumphed in battle, and even saved a maiden or two. He had done everything a good knight should do.
But he had never climbed a mountain.
Or, Colin is a knight (but not really), and Penelope is the dragon he's sent to slay.
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14 Nov 2025
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Penelope hauls ass through Kensington, pushing past yummy mummies and tourists, yanking her phone out of her bag haphazardly as she fast-walks. Diving through a group of Italian tourists trying to take a photo outside of Harrods, Penelope opens up her period tracker app absently. Her vision fuzzes and focuses on the little red blobs hover over the dates.
Huh. She's late. By five days. Which — she's not exactly dedicated to remembering to mark down her periods in this stupid app (Eloise told her not to use it anyway, says the company is probably selling her data onto advertisers so her personalised ads can sync up with her cycle). And her periods aren't particularly regular.
She is so busy staring at the red blobs she almost walks into a posh old lady wearing a Chanel jacket coming out of Harrods. She apologises and hurries on, opening Whatsapp.
Pen: period's late. what if I'm pregnant
Edwina: haha. with whose sperm? you can't get pregnant from masturbating to pictures of pedro pascal
Penelope swallows, a lump in her throat. Because — right. She never told Edwina about Colin, did she?
OR: the one where Penelope gets an abortion
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10 Nov 2025