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From his time as Mecha Man, Robert Robertson III knows when someone is watching him.
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When Flambae doesn’t know how to have a crush normally, and Robert is both terrified and reluctantly intrigued by the entire ordeal. It can’t be Stockholm syndrome if you haven’t been kidnapped, can it?
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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28 Dec 2025
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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26 Dec 2025
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5 times Flambae failed to flirt with his favourite dispatcher, and the 1 time it actually worked by Bubble_C
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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“What’s a good line to text a guy during a blackout?”
Robert responded automatically, giving some cheesy line from the top of his head about looting that even he could tell wasn’t great - though he blamed it on his having to focus on the huge shitstorm brewing across the city thanks to the blackout.
…He didn’t particularly think Golem’s suggestion of “Boo” was that good either, but Flambae obviously had his own ideas of what guys want to hear. Given how often he bragged in comms about getting with different guys, maybe Robert’s judgement was just off.
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a 5+1 fic featuring my favourite goobers. My first time posting a fic in like 6ish years..? Yikes.
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- Part 1 of 5+1 Flambert fics
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10 Dec 2025
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My Hookup is in My Friend Group and I Don't Like It by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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College life isn't easy for poor Robert Robertson, so he finds some stress relief on pointless dating apps to recover from a massive upcoming burnout.
Only to find out the guy he hooked up with is long-term friends with his new buddies and they all share the same friend group. Go figure.
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- Part 2 of Anon's Flambert AUs!!
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10 Dec 2025
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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- Part 1 of Hear You, Feel You - ZTeam Polycule
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10 Dec 2025