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When Foggy woke up this morning he didn't expect to have that thought in his head...
A one shot, character-study-ish thing.
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Donald Trump and the Missing Tax Returns by FiveKittens
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction, Donald Trump real person
07 Feb 2018
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A short story on Donald trump and his life with a happy tragic ending
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Captain's Fucking Duties by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland) for littlemissscatterbrained, ireseen
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Feb 2025
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Roy starts taking his responsibilities as team captain seriously, just like Ted fucking wanted. And when his team is insistent on being a bunch of bullying little pricks, Roy knows exactly how to handle them. Over his knee.
It's how the fucking sport works.
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31 Oct 2025
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My Pain Fits in the Palm of Your Freezing Hand by purplestarfish
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
10 Apr 2024
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Keeley was going to scream.
She was going to start hitting things, she was probably going to hyperventilate, she was definitely going to burst into tears, but most importantly, she was going to scream.
What was it Roy was always threatening? To start punching dicks? Maybe it was time she take up punching dicks.
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Or, Keeley finds out why she's so miserable before her periods.
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31 Oct 2025
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Asking For It by TellMeNoAgain for loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
31 Oct 2025
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The lads are up to something, Coach Kent knows it.
And when he figures it out, there'll be hell to pay.
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31 Oct 2025
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Tartt goes stiff under his palm, twin spots of red flaring to life in his cheeks. Roy observes them with no little satisfaction: proof that Tartt can be ugly, that there’s blood under the surface waiting to be drawn up. Young, arrogant doms like Tartt are a dime a dozen on Premier League rosters, particularly on benches as stacked as City’s: eager to prove themselves, quick to overestimate their own importance. It serves them well to learn a little humility, and it’s entertaining for Roy to watch them struggle to obey orders, so. Win-win.
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31 Oct 2025
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Out of the cold by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland) for littlemissscatterbrained, TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Sep 2025
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Roy didn't like the new striker, but that didn't mean he could ignore it when he stumbled across Jamie dropping by himself. Especially when the lad was clearly a sub passing himself off as a Dom to the whole club.
He wasn't sure at what point he'd decided that made Jamie his problem, but apparently he had. God, his sister would never let him live this down.
Jamie probably wouldn't, either.
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- Part 1 of The Roy Kent Effect
- Part 13 of Spanktember
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