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    Elias Bouchard's incredibly competent and incredibly overworked personal assistant, Jonathan Sims, has a bit of a problem—His boss just murdered someone.

    And another problem—He's suddenly complicit in that murder.

    And another problem—He's desperately in love with the murderer.

    He absolutely does not have time for any of this nonsense.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    “There’s another option,” Matt says, with a slight grimace.

    “You just said there were no options,” Ned frowns. “Like, just barely.” His eyes find Foggy. “He said there were no options, right?”

    “This idea is very bad,” Foggy says, helpfully. “So bad that it barely counts as an option.”

    Ned sighs. "Right."

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    OR: There are parts of Ned Leeds that are missing. As long as nobody pokes at them, he'll keep on running just fine.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    “You deserve a reward,” Elias says.

    Jon blinks. “I do?”

    “Yes,” Elias says simply. “For being so good.”

    One of Elias’ hands is cupping the side of Jon’s face. Almost idly, his thumb moves to stroke Jon’s lower lip. It’s so startling that it knocks what Jon had been about to say right out of his head, his mouth open slightly in preparation to speak.

    “What…” he manages to say after a long moment. He feels Elias’ thumb on his lip as he speaks.

    “What’s the reward?”

    Elias smiles, sharp and eager.

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    "It makes him want to cry again. Look at them. This goddamn family, this broke-ass, rundown, limping-on-a-sprained-ankle end-of-the-world family. His fucking family."

    Klaus hosts a dinner party.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    i finally found it. that jar of olives stayed in my mind for WEEKS, so beautifully written so evocative

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    disgustingchild7
    GUYS… we all know about klaus' amazing work in horror movies - but what if its so realistic because all the ghosts look like that?? he's the seance after all. imagine having to see that all the time. no wonder he doesnt like the umbrella academy
    #klaus hargreeves #idk i just got really sad thinking about this #poor klaus #tua
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    Or: Klaus Hargreeves is a goddamn celebrity, and his fans sure have a lot to say about him.

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    11 Oct 2025