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    Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.

    (Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)

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    14 Sep 2025

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    "So. Part of the whole Phantom shtick is unhealthily fixating on a beautiful young ingénue." The Serpent pulled a grimace, or at least appeared to. Again, that blasted mask. "Very important, the League of Phantoms* has rules on it and everything. Demands at least an abduction or two within the first fiscal year, and I was rather behind, so-"

    *Yes, they unionise. The healthcare package is frankly breathtaking.

    "Well, then you've made a dreadful mistake! It surely can't have escaped your attention that I am NOT an ingénue!" Aziraphale flustered. "I'm sorry to inform you, dear boy, but you've kidnapped a forty-something bookkeeper who occasionally understudies the understudy of the third tree on the left!"

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    31 Oct 2023

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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

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    08 Oct 2023

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    Heaven receives an unlikely prayer. A prayer accountant is having a strange day.

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    Or: Crowley is drunk, and heartsick, and hurting, and he does what any human does best when facing off adversity.

    He prays to Aziraphale.

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    28 Sep 2023

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    It was a truth universally acknowledged that an angel in possession of no memory must be in want of a wife.

    No, that was the wrong book. The wrong line. Aziraphale frowned.

    “What,” the gentleman before him asked, “and I mean what, are you doing here?”

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    Or, two years after things fall apart, Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's doorstep without his memories. The easy part is getting it back, the hard part is getting them back together.

    (Update: now featuring a cover by the wonderful @ineffableclassics!)

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    17 Sep 2023