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“Girls are just so hard to talk to! You wouldn’t get it, Will. You should count yourself lucky.”
“Are you insinuating that I’m lucky for being gay?” Will whispers the last two words.
Mike stays at full volume, “Kinda!” Then he slings an arm around Will’s shoulders and pulls him close, lowering his voice to a normal decibel. “Look, it’s simple math, Will. Boy plus boy equals endless conversation. Boy plus girl equals awkward eye contact and even more awkward silence.”Or: Will thinks Mike wants to date Jane so he orchestrates the perfect plan to get them together. Even though literally no one asked him to.
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Molly Weasley has lost a son, come home to a ransacked house and decided that she has seen enough war and troubles to last a lifetime. She is ready to resume the plans of her life, namely gardening and readying the house for the bevy of weddings and grandchildren she knows are on the horizon. Somewhere.
But there is an order to these things, and the youngest of her children seeming to be heading in the direction of being settled before the older ones have made introductions has unsettled Molly and her careful arrangements. Perhaps this has given her a project to help her through her grief?
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- Part 5 of Lion and Serpent
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Three is a Crowd by Miss_Magi
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
03 May 2026
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In which three witches have a revelation but only one of them is correct.
Based on my tweet: Miscommunication #arkco fic where Agott keeps getting in the middle of Coco and Tartah hanging out and Agott is so jealous Coco thinks she has a crush on him instead of her.
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Her plan was simple: get Mihawk to tell her where the cook was and write him a letter confessing Zoro’s love. Then the cook would know, and Zoro would either get his heart broken or a boyfriend, but at least he would stop driving her up a wall with his pining. Diabolical, yes. But she never proclaimed to be a good girl.
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Lemon Magic by Axolotl_Supremacy for Mizuka
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Life and Death - Stephenie Meyer
01 May 2026
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On his 30th birthday, Carlisle gains the ability to read the thoughts of anyone he touches. They aren’t so bad, Carlisle thinks. He’ll just live his life and try to ignore hearing everyone’s thoughts.
Until he hears the thoughts of Edward’s beautiful friend, Beauregard Swan.
So now Carlisle has to deal with Beau’s embarrassing thoughts, Alice and Edward’s scheming in matchmaking them, and his very own raw and primal desires.
Oh god.
Keep it together, Carlisle Cullen!
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A Beaulisle AU inspired by Cherry Magic, and a gift for Mizuka!
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What would happen if you, a very passionate fan, were to get once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to venture into a cookie world?
Normal people would probably try to save the world and prevent terrible things from happening, save the lives that were lost, become a hero everyone so desperately needed...
But not you, who's determined to bring your favorite couple together.
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If one of them is Enby is it still yuri? I say YES by CornerOfJuice
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
30 Apr 2026
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Noob always found Two Time interesting, and after hearing their prayers to their "spawn", she decides to give them a chance and see what they're about!
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Noobtime because I love them and there's NOT enough out there. -
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Hokage Hatake Kakashi and Academy instructor Umino Iruka have been in a secret relationship for years. It's not always easy but it works and it’s theirs.
Until Naruto decides to play matchmaker and carefully crafted secrets become harder and harder to bear.
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silver spoons and butter knives (to ache is to be alive) by tynnamisu
Fandoms: The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
29 Apr 2026
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Daisy Buchanan is trapped in a loveless marriage to wealthy and powerful Tom Buchanan, but is starting to realize she might have feelings for the one person she absolutely should not. However, Tom might have a few secrets of his own.
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- Part 2 of English Class Crackfics
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I need somebody new, just like you by Blue_in_Green
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
29 Apr 2026
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"They probably do like each other," Sugishita says. "If you saw something, then it's gotta be true."
"We still need stuff like… like proof! And from a reliable source, if not the actual source!" Nirei protests.
"Then we'll get it," Sugishita says like it's obvious.
"We will?" Nirei repeats helplessly.
And Sugishita's brown eyes bore into his, ominously.
"We," he says.
(Or: Sakura gets a concussion. Somehow, this is peak romance.)
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"Michael Wheeler, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-two years in the world with very little to distress or vex him."
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Emma by Jane Austen AU no one asked for
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Getting Married for Fun and Profit by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
26 Apr 2026
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"I," Lloyd declares, slapping the royal tax form down onto his desk, "am going to get married."
"Are you?" Javier, standing at parade rest by the window and looking, as usual, vaguely bored and deeply unimpressed with Lloyd's shenanigans, raises one delicate brow. "Your blind, pointless, utterly unrealistic optimism is truly inspiring, my Lord. Good luck."
Or: Lloyd's eager to take advantage of reduced tax rates for wedded couples, and makes it know that he's in the market for a spouse of convenience. Javier, his trusty knight and newly appointed Fronteran marriage broker, will surely find him a suitable candidate... any... day... now.......
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Being the Princess of the Unikingdom and the self appointed CEO of good feelsies means Unikitty has a lot of responsibilities. But her most important mission to date? Setting up her favorite frenemy, Master Frown, with his lifelong best friend who he’s TOTALLY head over heels inlove with!! Luckily, she has just the plan! It involves tons of glitter, ice cream, and a lot of meddling…
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Why Does Everybody Love Jane Fairfax (Including Emma?) by Reader_Writer9
Fandoms: Emma: No One But Herself-Brown/Ellis, Emma - Jane Austen
23 Apr 2026
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Radio jockey and self-proclaimed matchmaker, Emma Woodhouse, is plauged with the growing popularity of her least favorite muscian, Jane Fairfax. Her radio show is about to involve a new love story but can she make her own love story work out?
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When Crowley is sent on an assignment to the country in order to stop an unusually powerful positive energy emanating from there, it's not a complete surprise when he finds Aziraphale at the bottom of it. What is more surprising is what they've been up to in terms of ill-advised matchmaking, and how exactly they've been presenting while doing so.
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Take my hand by Erogutz
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), AND2BLE | A2B (Korean Band)
20 Apr 2026
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“Taerae, why are you at my house at ten p.m.”
“Because I have news and you love me?”
“Give me a summary, and if it's good enough, we can talk.”
Tae rae let out a long, exasperated sigh, relaxing at the fact that Ricky will at least hear him out. He steadied himself and actively focused on the best pitch he could sell.
“Jiwoong invited me to a party one of your friends is hosting. I need you to help me.”
At a party meant to ignite everyone else’s love lives, Ricky finds himself tangled in a night of playing Cupid.
Ricky came ready to set the stage for other people’s romances, not to get caught in the middle every step of the way. The pairings he planned with care twist into schemes, teasing, and one reckless idea after another. What starts as a ridiculous group mission turns into a collision waiting to happen.
Or: Zb2 and friends play spin-the-bottle/7 minutes in heaven at a party, and Gyuvin can’t keep his hands to himself. -
Arise, Fair Sun by booola
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
17 Apr 2026
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Helen dedicates herself to matchmaking to distract herself from her own crush. Her friends— and the school play— won't let her.
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Make Me A Perfect Match! by Watermelonsmellinfellon for Inky_moro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2026
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The best way to avoid the destruction of everything was to ensure that Shen Jiu had a husband and regularly got laid. This was the foolproof plan Shen Yuan had come up with.
Now he just had to find the right guy to fill that role! Shen Jiu has someone in mind.
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- Part 33 of SVSSS Fics
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Just Kiss Already by PrincessLuffy (heehooninc) for MsFaust
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Apr 2026
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At that point, Pudding couldn’t take it anymore. To hell with Mama’s plan. Watching the tension between Sanji and the swordsman was simply too painful.
“OH MY GOD, JUST KISS ALREADY!”
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- Part 82 of Bite Sized Snacks 🍡
- Part 5 of ONE PIECE 👒⚔🏴☠️🌊
- Part 3 of REQUESTS 🎵
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- Part 2 of Wildmetal's Story