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“We know you juggle a lot of things at once; you’re a CEO, a vigilante, and you have six kids who don't really have the best self-preservation skills. That's gotta be at least a little bit stressful. "
Bruce refrains from telling him that's the understatement of the year. The side of his mouth nearly quirks up into a small smile, "You're not included?"
Duke is smug with his answer, "'Course not. And I was never angry at you for ignoring me. It’s just that sometimes you tend to be a bit…”
Bruce raises an eyebrow in question.
“Scatterbrained.”
He pouts, “I’m not scatterbrained.”
“Yeah, mom, you are,” Duke says as if it’s the most obvious thing ever.
“Batman isn’t scatterbrained,” he petulantly counteracts.
“But Bruce Wayne can be."
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Instances of Omega!Bruce Wayne suffering from a severe case of Mom-brain
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02 Nov 2025
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Three years after he escaped from the nightmare forced upon him by the Gaunt wretch, Tom Riddle meets another witch.
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02 Oct 2025
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“Oh yeah? Like what? You like, like, handcuffs and spit? Name calling? Cool guy stuff?” Steve asked, equally low, making Eddie smirk. “Yes,” the metalhead replied, happy that Steve was on the right page.
“Oh, I see! So, for example,” Steve said, getting up and standing behind Eddie, who promptly started the game again, trying to act unaffected. Steve ducked his head right beside Eddie’s, and said into his ear, “me saying, ‘Eddie the brave, please, protect me from the invading orc armies! They have defeated my father, the reigning lord,’” Eddie stiffened up, his spine straight, and he almost missed a cue on the game at Steve’s breathy line. “‘You’re the only one who can stop them from ravaging me, and if you do,’” Steve switched sides, finishing in Eddie’s other ear, “‘you can ravage me, take me on the throne.’” Steve sighed, leaning his chin on Eddie’s shoulder, sliding his hand into Eddie’s denim vest pocket. Eddie got a game over.
“So that,” Steve said, walking to lean against the machine again, pleased as punch at Eddie’s cranky, horny face, “would not affect you?”
“It,” Eddie said, mad as all hell that Steve had figured this out, somehow, “would not.”
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29 Sep 2025
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Obi-Wan doesn’t mean to steal the baby dragon from Death Watch, is the thing. Really, they shouldn’t have put them in the same tent, and Obi-Wan has always had sort of a fascination with dragons. It’s not his fault.
But the baby dragon is not his baby dragon. It’s not.
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08 Sep 2025
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Georgia Peach 🍑 by RedGardenGreenLeaves
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2025
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Inspired by a post on my tumblr (@ red-garden)
What if Shen Yuan was from the american Southeast and conducted himself accordingly? Minds would melt. Brains explode. Pants creamed!
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There's a migration of rare demonic insects flying over Cang Qiong, renowned for their beauty. Shen Yuan is happier than a pig in shit getting ready to study them, turning it into an intersect event! But with that one beautiful night of his dreams approaching, several hopeful bachelors lay down their plans to win the heart of the belle of the Jianghu.
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Kind of zzl heavy since SY calling him Pudding Cup -> Puddin is was spawned the original idea. Win for snake perverts everywhere!
(Shen Yuan's accent is phonetically transcribed, but I am a Southerner with a southern accent. I made the call to write how I say things. Don't like, don't read.)Bookmarked by Fresh_milk
28 Jul 2025