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Jack is spending a lovely day at the park. And then there is a wasp. And some nettles. Leading to Jack being caught half naked by the park attendant, with unpleasant stings in some very intimate locations. The punishment for being 'indecent' is a beating and time in the pillory. Of course, an omega like Jack can't be left tied up, bent over, and exposed without there being a good chance he'll leave pregnant from some passing beta or alpha. The solution is to plug his holes with large dildos covered in a burning mixture of peppers and ginger, so as to deter would-be rapists.
If only Jack's two friends with him would protect him, instead of rather the opposite. Jack's day turns out very unpleasant indeed.
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11 Apr 2025
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Sometimes You Just Know What You Want by whatamidoing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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Sometimes you just know what you want, and Harry knew what he wanted. What he wanted though was going to be an uphill battle as Heiress Dracona Malfoy only looked his way to sneer after he refused her hand in friendship during their first year. But he was Harry Potter Lord to the Honorable and Ancient house of Potter and Heir to The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. He would win her heart if it was the last thing he did.
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20 Mar 2025
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In which Penelope responds to Colin's season 2 stupidity. It becomes clear to everyone why she and Eloise were friends.
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- Part 1 of How to reassure
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11 Apr 2024
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Cutest Story I have read in a while, like i live for men fixing themselves up for women. Always coming back to read it
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ink and parchment | blood and bone by Rose_by_another_name
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2021
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Eliza Potter was abandoned in an orphanage by the Dursely's and so 11 years later she refuses to be the Light Golden girl everyone wants. Eliza Potter is more a force of nature than a girl and she refuses to let anything stand in her way to greatness, and that includes meddling old headmasters
[starts in first year]
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- Part 1 of ink and parchment | blood and bone
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17 Aug 2023
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."