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• Life in Beast-Yeast by funnylittlefucker (Garlicbraedanddragons)

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  14 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Hollyberry Cookie/Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Alternate Universe - Historical

  Summary

  Cookies in a human world. The thought must be riveting. No one thought it would really happen. But it did.

   

  The virtues falling was right in the cards. And the newly dubbed Shadow Milk Cookie was one of them, and wanted nothing more than to return to his former glory. Will he find a way to get out of this place, and would he finally deal with that old stranger with kind eyes?

  Series

  • Part 2 of Life in Crispy Cookietown

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  78

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  69

• Crispy Cookietown by funnylittlefucker (Garlicbraedanddragons)

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  14 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hollyberry Cookie/Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Minor Characters
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Alternate Universe - Historical

  Summary

  Cookies in a human world. The thought must be riveting. No one thought it would really happen. But it did.

   

  Hollyberry Cookie barely remembered her life in Earthbread, only the new one on earth. Bartending was her passion, and she got a lot of fun customers to make this life more bearable. Of course, none were as weird as her newest regular, a dragon, or so they say.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Life in Crispy Cookietown

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  127

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  52

• The Study of how Love Affects your Not-so Average High Schooler by Garlicbraedanddragons

  Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  06 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Lucy Maud Montgomery & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Minor Characters
  • Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Love Triangles
  • Slow Burn
  • Author is Asexual
  • characters are ooc bcz they're in high school

  Summary

  Nakajima Atsushi was madly in love with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke. The only problem? He thinks Atsushi's a loser.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,713

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  28

• What it could have been, what it should have been by funnylittlefucker (Garlicbraedanddragons)

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M, F/F, Other
  • Work in Progress

  05 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Sage of Truth/Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie III & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie/Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie/Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie & Princess Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie & Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Crunchy Chip Cookie & Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie & Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Silverbell Cookie & White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Black Sapphire Cookie & Candy Apple Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Black Sapphire Cookie/Silverbell Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Elder Faerie Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Sage of Truth (Cookie Run)
  • Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run)
  • Black Raisin Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Other Character Tags to Be Added
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Princess Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Crunchy Chip Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Elder Faerie Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Silverbell Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Candy Apple Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Enchantress Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Alternate Universe - Character Swap
  • beasts are ancients
  • ancients are beasts
  • beasts are family
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Not Beta Read
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Emotional Manipulation
  • Kidnapping
  • its not that bad guys
  • Out of Character
  • I don't know how to write them
  • don't trust my characterization
  • it changes a lot
  • Death
  • Obsession
  • white Lily is kinda like Ursula
  • he/him and they/them pronouns for shadow milk cookie
  • Trio of Deceit as family
  • Domesticity
  • for now
  • Regret
  • Hollyberry Cookie is a Chronic Swearer
  • and like mother gothel
  • Mentioned Pavlova Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dream Communication
  • War
  • I don't know how to explain the Elderlily but its not romantic but its certainly not platonic
  • so idk

  Summary

  "What would happen if our heroes fell, and villains rose?"

   

  or

   

  What if the ancients had fallen and the beasts took their place.

  [On Hiatus}

  Series

  • Part 1 of What it could have been

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,378

  Chapters:

  10/26

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  141

  Bookmarks:

  14

  Hits:

  4,224

• Poetry for freedom and silence alike by funnylittlefucker (Garlicbraedanddragons)

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  09 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Poetry

  Summary

  Just some poetry about these goobers in my head.

  Series

  • Part 2 of What it could have been

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  242

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  71