Gauchito
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"As the new school year settles into familiarity, I find myself unwillingly surrounded by an entourage of deluded individuals claiming to be my friends. The aforementioned individuals commonly display behaviours which I find intolerable at best. This is unacceptable. However, for reasons unknown, my threats of violence are quickly losing their effectiveness at dissuading such unwanted behaviour. In light of this, I've decided to attempt a different approach: instead of reprimanding what I consider bad behaviour, I will reward what I consider good behaviour."
Enid shook her head. "Wednesday, do you really think that's gonna--"
Wednesday held up a gold-star sticker. Enid let her sentence trail off and stared, baffled.
Slowly, Wednesday peeled it from the backing and stuck it onto Enid's cheek.
"Blissful silence,” Wednesday said. “It's working already."