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Of Chocolate, Smoke, and Sharp Teeth by Gay_Pokemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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“You’re asking for my soul.”
“I want your soul, your mind, and your body,” he said. “Be mine.”Having made his decision, Regulus is a dead man walking among hidden enemies. Then, a stranger offers salvation. James always gets what he wants—and he wants Regulus' body, mind, and soul. All it will take is one little kiss.
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James is a demon from Voldemort's supposedly failed summoning. He knows Regulus is planning to retrieve the Horcrux from the cave and die in the process. Instead, he offers a deal: Regulus becomes his, and James will deal with Voldemort to sweeten the deal.
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Getting killed by a falling piano in North London was not how Harry Potter expected his Tuesday to end. Meeting Death, a chav with a Greggs addiction, velvet tracksuit, and a flat in Bristol, was even less expected.
Death is pissed off at Fate and she’s sending Harry back ten years to flip the script. He’s going back as himself, mostly to avoid the throes of puberty.
Now, as Hayden Black, the bastard son of Uncle Alphard and the new Patriarch of the Black Clan, Harry has a simple plan: drink firewhisky, fix Sirius, and keep his teenage self from becoming a tragic martyr with an even more tragic fashion sense. If that requires a bit of tactical murder, a spot of blackmail, and a long-range muggle rifle?
Well, Death did say he had free rein.