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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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29 Nov 2025
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Pansy has had it bad for Draco's father ever since she was a teenager. It doesn't matter what she does - cycling through a bevy of boyfriends, attending a prestigious design school, living abroad - she just can't seem to conquer her lingering crush. When she stumbles upon a hidden legal letter, she begins to envision a scenario in which her fantasies might actually become a reality...
Come for the pining, stay for the brat taming.
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27 Nov 2025
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There's a tension she can't quite name, a thrill in the air that he knows her. That past the wig and the contour and the fake lashes, he sees her. That he doesn't avert his gaze.
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27 Nov 2025
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“Oh,” she murmurs softly, gazing up into his face. She is realizing now that they are alone, and pressed far closer than is polite. That none of this interlude has been polite, or proper, or how good pureblooded young ladies are supposed to behave. But she does not edge away. Her expression is not innocent- it is knowing. It is wanting.
He knows, of course, that the dignified, respectable thing would be to send her home. But his sense of respectability has always been… ambiguous.
He does not edge away, either.
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01 Oct 2025
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It was something stupid, ridiculous, not anything that Harry Potter would have ever wanted or imagined happening--and yet that stupid bloody exercise for Auror training in Divination had shown him something that he wouldn't have ever thought that he'd see: Pansy Parkinson, teaching at Hogwarts right alongside him, with his mother's wedding ring on her finger.
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02 Sep 2025