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Pansy decides to punish Draco for supposedly flirting with Astoria, but she should know her boyfriend is particularly skilled in the punishment department himself. DM/PP.
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27 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 172,892
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- 26/26
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29 Nov 2025
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Pansy has had it bad for Draco's father ever since she was a teenager. It doesn't matter what she does - cycling through a bevy of boyfriends, attending a prestigious design school, living abroad - she just can't seem to conquer her lingering crush. When she stumbles upon a hidden legal letter, she begins to envision a scenario in which her fantasies might actually become a reality...
Come for the pining, stay for the brat taming.
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27 Nov 2025
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There's a tension she can't quite name, a thrill in the air that he knows her. That past the wig and the contour and the fake lashes, he sees her. That he doesn't avert his gaze.
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27 Nov 2025
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“Oh,” she murmurs softly, gazing up into his face. She is realizing now that they are alone, and pressed far closer than is polite. That none of this interlude has been polite, or proper, or how good pureblooded young ladies are supposed to behave. But she does not edge away. Her expression is not innocent- it is knowing. It is wanting.
He knows, of course, that the dignified, respectable thing would be to send her home. But his sense of respectability has always been… ambiguous.
He does not edge away, either.
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- 10/12
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01 Oct 2025
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It was something stupid, ridiculous, not anything that Harry Potter would have ever wanted or imagined happening--and yet that stupid bloody exercise for Auror training in Divination had shown him something that he wouldn't have ever thought that he'd see: Pansy Parkinson, teaching at Hogwarts right alongside him, with his mother's wedding ring on her finger.
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- 2/2
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02 Sep 2025
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“You know what, Potter?” Pansy threw her napkin on her plate and pushed her chair back, standing up with a deadly look on her face. “Fuck you! Fuck you and your stupid fucking self, your stupid fucking scar, and your stupid fucking hair.”
“Fuck me? I’d like to see you try, Parkinson! As if I’d ever –” Harry shot back.
Pansy sneered and before she knew it she was hauling her fist back and connecting it with Potter’s nose. Blood gushed out and Potter swore while chaos erupted around them. Someone gasped, there were some cheers, and an, “Oh Pansy, dear."
“Apologies for my outburst,” Pansy sniffed. “I must be going, but I’ll owl. Potter? I hope you choke.”
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Pansy Parkinson somehow got herself dragged into a Gryffindor/Slytherin love nest except that she didn't love anybody. Except Molly Weasley, who is now the mother she never had.
It was literally the end of the world as Pansy knew it. Now there were pick up quidditch games to attend, weekly Sunday lunch at the hovel – Burrow, excuse her. There were also multiple events in which all of her friends were paired up and she was stuck with Potter.
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14 Aug 2025
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Albus has been struggling since his parent's divorce. In order to cheer him up for Easter, Harry searches through the DMLE Animagus Archive and finds the only rabbit animagus in Britain.
Pansy Parkinson.
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- 4/4
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01 Aug 2025
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Harry and Pansy build a chair—and subsequently, a life—together.
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01 Aug 2025
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The horcrux hunt: reimagined
What if Dumbledore never got the chance to tell Harry about the horcruxes?
The Order has established Hogwarts as a sanctuary from Voldemort's reign of terror over the European Wizarding World. It's up to the next generation of The Order of the Phoenix to figure out how to destroy Voldemort with unlikely friendships and unexpected love.
Hogwarts: A Home Trailer | A very special thank you to Doctor Giraffe for this edit 🥹
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- Part 1 of You Feel Like Home
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- 383,690
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- 68/70
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24 Jul 2025
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Pansy's friends love lives are becoming more and more of a nuisance. Her weekends are becoming overrun by Gryffindors and she can't seem to escape one of them in particular. He's there, at every turn, surprising her, enticing her and living rent free in her mind. Theo's thirst for drama, hedonism and muggle party games seems to just be pushing them closer and closer together. All of her friends have become entangled with do-gooders, does she want to cave and take on a stray lion of her own? Does she even have a choice?
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22 Jun 2025
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As the ten year anniversary looms over the wizarding world, Harry Potter is adjusting to his new position of Head Auror and juggling life as a single dad, newly divorced and a pile of paperwork that Robards left on the desk. The last thing he expected was that he would find a report on Pansy Parkinson, former Death Eater supporter and now reformed fashion consultant.
Opening the file and finding an increasing number of threats to his former classmate was certainly not on the list for his week.
Then again, Pansy Parkinson was more than okay with never seeing the bloody Chosen One again in her life. Even if it meant that he was there in an attempt to save her life.
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18 Jun 2025
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The Ministry takes her wand, and her dignity, but Harry Potter still manages to find her in an old pub, pouring pints.
So Pansy thinks—fuck it.
If the Boy Who Lived wants to shag the Girl Who Wanted Him Dead, then so be it.
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16 Jun 2025
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He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”
There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”
“Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”
Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”
“I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”
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09 Jun 2025
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Pansy’s pretty sure someone in Hell is laughing their arse off right now at this divine retribution. Like the final piece of the constant torture she’s had the last several years.
But being married to your childhood crush is what romance books are made of. So at least she’s got that going for her.
Pity Harry Potter hates her with his entire being.
Then again, she totally hates him too... right?
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09 Jun 2025
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in which Harry is always sporting a boner around Pansy.
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06 Jun 2025
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Pansy's growing up, taking on new responsibilities and wanting new things, but she has one last vice: her not-friend with benefits. HANSY.
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04 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, and Pansy Parkinson are forcibly paired under a reenacted marriage law, designed to combat the wizarding world’s plummeting population. Matches must consummate their unions within a year or face reassignment.
Furious at the injustice, Hermione agrees to marry Draco Malfoy, as a calculated act of rebellion, determined to expose the law’s cruelty from within. Draco, under his mother’s pressure, sees the marriage as a means to an end, a way to restore the Malfoy name and manipulate public favour by aligning with the war’s golden girl.
Ron and Pansy, unexpectedly matched and left behind, are forced into uneasy coexistence, watching the people they care for most choose strategy over sentiment.
Intentions don’t stay hidden forever. With every bitter word, every stone thrown, and every unspoken truth, each couple finds themselves inching closer to the edge, until love, loyalty, and defiance bleed into something more dangerous.This is not how you fall in love. This is how you destroy me.
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- Part 2 of This is How You Destroy Me
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- 26/26
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02 Jun 2025
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Pansy has just moved back home and she needs to find a date to Draco’s wedding. Luckily her new neighbor is willing to help her find one.
Heavily inspired by a lot of different rom coms- See if you can figure out which ones!
This is wizards living in the muggle world. It’s 100% a Romantic Comedy and 100% a slow burn. And I’m obsessed with it.
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She cut her eyes at him,
“What’s your problem with Enzo?”“My problem?”
“You don’t like him.”
Neville frowned,
“He’s fine.”“Neville!”
“No, I don’t like him.”
She scoffed,
“Why? What’s wrong with him?”He kept looking ahead,
“It’s just a personal preference.”She rolled her eyes,
“Why didn’t you tell me?”He shrugged,
“Why would it matter if I don’t like the guy that you want to sleep with?”Bookmarked by Gen804
25 May 2025
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Pansy just wants to forget the night she spent with Ron Weasley. Unfortunately, Ron won’t let her.
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17 May 2025