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    “Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done…” he whispered, imploring himself.

    Wei Wuxian looked down, bewildered at the sight of perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stared with widened eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbled down toward his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the waistband of his trousers.

    Hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traced the wet path of the milky substance until he reached his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knew he would discover.

    He pressed down where his cock should be but…

    He felt nothing.

    He felt nothing but smoothness.

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    Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.

    (tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)

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    04 May 2026

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    Wei Wuxian finds a child in the woods as he sneaks more Emperor's Smile into the Cloud Recesses. Somehow, another version of himself managed to find a way to cross both dimension and time in his desperation to save A-Yuan.

    Now, Wei Wuxian has a child to adopt, a bag full of inventions to distribute, and a war to avert - if possible.

    (CQL!WWX finds A-Yuan after the Wen Remnant have turned themselves in to the Jin sect. Instead of going to Jinlintai after them, he makes an array to send A-Yuan away. Another world, another time. Perhaps, the child can live safely with MDZS!WWX.)

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    02 May 2026

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    On chapter 4/6

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    To safeguard Cloud Recesses' interests while Qishan Wen continues to expand its territory, Lan Wangji agrees to a betrothal proposal from Lotus Pier.

    Lan Wangji doesn't care how his betrothed, Wei-gongzi, looks. His staffing roster for the junior disciples is a more pressing concern. Then Wei-laoshi arrives a week early, via the perimeter wall of Cloud Reccesses.

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    Wei Wuxian sneaks into Cloud Recesses to peek at his betrothed, only to land a teaching position.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    More research sources linked

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    In a world where Wei Wuxian never returns, single-dad Lan Zhan meets Wei Ying in the modern world and agrees to a fake relationship to avoid being scheduled for more matchmaking sessions.

    Lan Zhan later finds out that their souls are bound, from a request Lan Wangji made thousands of years ago.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Lots of research to look up and understand better.

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    Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.

    It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.

    “You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”

    Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”

    “We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”

    Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    To read list at end of story