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  1. Public Bookmark 69

    personal leisure by

    Fandoms: Smosh  

    28 Apr 2024

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    “Hi gorgeous..” a smooth female voice sounded from the other end of the line, Angela almost choked- in what world do hotel receptionists sound so damn horny?

    “I’d just like to order some food.” she muttered after finally collecting herself,

    “Mmmm..” the honey-filled voice hummed, “What would you like, princess?”

     

    or an AU in which Angela just wants some lasagna, but acidentally dials a phone sex hotline.

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    30 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

    Still Get Jealous by

    Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers  

    17 Apr 2019

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    Sometimes a mission requires Curt to do things that are a little outside of his comfort zone, such as flirting with (and even seducing, or at least attempting to seduce) certain women. Obviously he doesn't feel anything towards them. It's just part of the job.

    That doesn't mean Owen won't still get jealous.

    (Takes place early in Curt and Owen's relationship, before the events of the musical)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Locked and Loaded (oh so devoted) by

    Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid  

    16 Apr 2024

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    Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)

    Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)

     

    (Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)

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    14 Jul 2025

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    (i swear) i will die trying by

    Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid  

    02 Nov 2023

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    11 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

    Dirty Dudes Get Stuck by

    Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

    01 Aug 2024

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    Max gets stuck in a hole in a wall

    Richie finds him and gives him an... interesting ultimatum. Let's just say, Richie might be a nerd, but a prude? Not quite.

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    04 Jul 2025