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    Alternatively known as: 6 times Leone Abbacchio hugs someone (+1 time he doesn't)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    This was the worst day of Jotaro Kujo’s life.
    It wasn’t the day he was stuck in a holding cell. It wasn’t one of the (many) days he had almost died. It wasn’t the day he had to finally confront an immortal vampire. No, this was far, far, worse. This was the worst day of Jotaro’s life because he was being forced to listen to Polnareff’s awful, impossibly long story for the fourth time.
    Because he had lived the same awful, impossibly long day four times in a row.

    Jotaro Kujo gets stuck in a time loop, falls in love, and discovers that he really fucking hates alarm clocks.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Set after the events of Diamond is Unbreakable.
    Josuke and Okuyasu are just completely normal, regular teenagers. Sure, they have bizarre supernatural powers and were heavily involved in the death of a prominent local serial killer, but I mean, when it comes down to it, all they really wanna do is hang out and play video games. And spend lots of time together. And maybe wrestle or something. And...date? No, no, forget that last part, that's not important. I don't know why I said that. Sorry.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Gyro squints at him. "Barbecue sounds like a fake word."

    "It's not!" Johnny protests, twisting the hare over the fire. "I got no idea where it comes from, but I swear it's a real word. Barbecue is stuff you cook slow, with smoke. It's great. When this is over I'm gonna make you come back to Kentucky with me so you can have real barbecue." He pauses, then adds, "And mint juleps. I bet you'd like mint juleps."

    "Johnny, you keep saying words at me and I'm almost entirely certain they're fake," Gyro complains, starting to prepare the other hare. "What in the hell is a julep?"

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    Language, food, and other things.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    It’s almost worse, Jotaro thinks, that Kakyoin actually means it. Kakyoin really literally actually wants to go on a roadtrip vacation to tour and sightsee with the guy he tried to assassinate and who then proceeded to beat him unconscious.

    What the fuck is wrong with this guy.


    Jotaro Kujo’s no good, very bad road trip to hell Dio’s mansion with Evil Kakyoin.

    Or, the one where Kakyoin arrives to kill Jotaro before Joseph and Avdol can arrive to explain things, confusion ensues, and Kakyoin and Jotaro make their merry way to Egypt before anyone can figure out what’s happening at all.

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    Now with a Chinese translation. Thank you sennhang!

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    02 Apr 2026