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Problem Sleuth is a distinguished fellow with an easily distinguishable name. Let him tell you in his own words why he's the best in the business, and let's all hope he doesn't get interrupted by mobsters and detectives.
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The Revelation of Takaya According to Jin by Halberdier
Fandoms: Persona 3, Persona Series
28 Feb 2020
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What took place between the end of October and the end of November that changed Strega's goal? Who could have opened their eyes? What did that look like? What was the Revelation given to Takaya? What was the word that he had Jin spread?
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- Part 1 of The Testament of Nyarlathotep
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The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman - Remastered by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), MS Paint Adventures
30 Aug 2015
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A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT I
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Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now.
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This limited edition of the ongoing story's first act collects and refurbishes the previously separate Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman, Associates of a Legitimate Businessman, Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman, Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman, and Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman in one multichaptered work for ease of access and new insights. Come read this newer, more definitive edition of the fic that people are calling "hardboiled" and "sparsely updated"!Series
- Part 1 of A Legitimate Businessman
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The Best Laid Plans of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Midnight Crew - Fandom
01 Jan 2015
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A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT II
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So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist.Series
- Part 2 of A Legitimate Businessman
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The Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman (The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman Part 5) by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Midnight Crew - Fandom, Intermission - Fandom
09 Feb 2013
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Our intrepid problem sleuth, Patrick Sloan, goes in for a meeting with Paolo Diamante, known to the underworld as infamous gangster Diamonds Droog. The two take up a friendly game of pool. Or is it something more? Is it, perhaps...... a heavy handed metaphor??? Find out in the long awaited next installment in... A Legitimate Businessman!
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The Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman (The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman Part 4) by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
19 Oct 2012
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Ever wonder how Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn got wrapped up in this mess? Well, let me take it from the top.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,543
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 645
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The Sonnet of Zillyhoo, or "Behold the glory of its pow'rful might" by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Sep 2012
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An English, or Shakespearean, sonnet consists of fourteen lines of iambic pentameter. These lines follow a rhyme scheme of abab cdcd efef gg, forming three quatrains and a couplet. This one is about the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
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The Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman (The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman Part 3) by Halberdier
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
18 Jul 2012
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Listen, there's a lot of things that Jack Noir don't like. He don't like greenhorn baby sleuths that won't leave him alone. He don't like other gangsters that try to muscle in on his turf. And he sure as hell won't like the phone call he's about to make to a certain vamp in a shiny green and black trenchcoat. But there are some things he just has to do.
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The Associates of a Legitimate Businessman (The Opening Act of a Legitimate Businessman Part 2) by Halberdier
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
26 Jun 2012
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Patrick Sloan continues to try to hire the infamous gangster Jack Noir and his band of beatemup peddlescats known as the Midnight Crew. He decides to bring some buddies along, his associates Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn. With a lead on the location of the Midnight Crew's underground hideout, Team Sleuth are sure to come out on top this time, right?
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The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman (The Opening Act of A Legitimate Businessman Part 1) by Halberdier
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 May 2012
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Jack Noir - I mean Jose Vantas, I said Jose Vantas, not Jack Noir - is a legitimate businessman, just trying to run a damn real estate business and casino chain. But it's the busiest goddamn week of the year, and now here's some damn freaking detective jerkhole coming into his office and just not leaving him the crap alone. Jack needs this like he needs someone to stab him in the eye with a cigarette holder. That is, NOT VERY MUCH AT ALL. --A reimagining of the first meeting between Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick. It goes about as well as you'd expect.