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A Fan of Clichés by ashford2ashford for bilateral_spoon
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
10 Sep 2025
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Whilst Pickle Inspector was trailing Diamonds Droog, what was happening between Slick and Sleuth?
A sister fic to 'Mr Suit and Tie.'
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- Part 4 of Midnight City - Team Sleuth
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What if PS never woke up after that battle?
Thank you to mlg-reblogstation on tumblr for playing the role of Problem Sleuth! -
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For a second, the office looked normal. Something felt off, but nothing was in disarray and the unlocked door was not unusual. It took another two or three minutes for the disturbance which he'd perceived subconsciously to lumber clumsily over the windowsill and to pull up a chair. "What the hell are you doing here?" was never an easy question with Spades Slick.
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- Part 4 of Metropolitan Gods
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- English
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- 1,442
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.
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- Part 5 of A Legitimate Businessman
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A collection of streams of consciousness from a P.I Headmate of mine! In case you didn't read the tags, none of this is headcannons, it's all "word of god" [hah hah]. Title is from the IDKHOW song of the same name. If you have any questions/want to know more about him, ask away in the comments or hit me up on tumblr! :]
[If Pickle Inspector is god and I'm writing down things that he says/feels, would that make me a prophet?]
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Pesterquest Rewritten by EtchJetty, terminalLoquacity
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
03 Jan 2025
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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- Part 1 of Pesterquest Rewritten
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Spades Slick: Become The Detective by cappedbicuspid
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
13 Dec 2024
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Spades Slick knew plenty about missing people, but finding them was not his specialty. However, there was nothing he didn't know, not in his city, certainly not in his bar. When the unknown presented itself, he was obligated to dig it up and shine his flashlight in its eyes. It certainly didn't come from a soft spot that the wrong person might have spotted.
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- Part 1 of Metropolitan Gods
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Nothing in this city is as easy as it seems. The women aren't easy, the men aren't easygoing, and the work is hard. It's always hard for someone, anyway.
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It's a pretty standard job to have in a place like Midnight City, crime. There's not a lot of jobs that qualify as especially unique when there's so much excitement. Opportunities come as quick as they go. For every door that closes, though, another one opens, and there's very seldom anything good behind them. The job opportunities aren't what make the city worth living in. Those are the doors that are bound to open to you.
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Problem Sleuth had been very surprising at first. Spades Slick had expected him to die the first time he sent Hearts out to whack him, but he hadn't. Every single time Slick thought he'd seen it all, the asshole came back with something new to get on his nerves. Or not. It varied by occasion.
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He's got Problem Sleuth right where he wants him. As long as he stays out of his own head while he's giving it.
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- English
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- 672
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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Droogs meets a fine looking a man in a bar, he asks to help him find someone so they ask problem sleuth to do it for them. Things get a little offroad during their free time alone, and droofs questions his sexuality kind of.
Seriously, droogs, what is up with you tonight?
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Temporal Severance & Social Eminence by Fountain13
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
26 Jul 2023
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In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Maybe it was because of the nearly impossible way each and every paradox which would have doomed it were resolved. Maybe it was because the Witch of Time managed to break the rules of timelines themselves. Maybe it was because of the plot relevance of one June Egbert.
It's beginning to worry the Ultimate Dirk Strider. Especially since he had found the timeline useless to begin with and had already removed the splinter of himself within it. The problem only gets worse when this one small timeline starts to leak into both Meat and Candy, and starts promising the one thing the old players could only dream of.
The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future.
(PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED)
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- Part 2 of Never Here
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Heterosexual Men Wrestling (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) by DaylilyAntares
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 May 2023
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Two DEFINITELY heterosexual men roughhouse and it somehow turns into gay sex? Notably there is fisting. Ace Dick is inconsiderate and Problem Sleuth is perpetually in love with awful men. Skill issue.
i cannot come up with a better title.
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Maybe you can teach an old bug new tricks.
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That’s the first time I’ve ever seen you smile. by Greygh0st
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
25 Apr 2023
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PI joins a dating app and connects with DD and they don’t realize who they both are.
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Pernicious Innovator, desperate to maintain Deadeye Detective's attention, makes a mistake that costs the Scoundrels a payout three years in the making.
Or in other words, how Pernicious Innovator faces the consequences of his actions.
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(I Guess I’ll Have To) Settle For You by Rapier_Wit
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
02 Apr 2023
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Scofflaw finds Scout after the detective has disappointing sex with one of the patrons at a Scoundrel-owned bar. He offers to make it right.
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I hate the way I don’t hate you. by Greygh0st
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
04 Mar 2023
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I hate it when you open your mouth to me. When you look me right in my own eye with your gross green ones, it makes me feel sick. The way you confidently carry yourself when I on other hand, fuckin’ scramble around with my pants pulled down to my ankles.
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- Part 3 of The Crew
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You Ordered Lobster by neptunem
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Mobsterswitch - Fandom
19 Feb 2023
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Scoff adds, crossing his fingers smugly, “Ain’t enough, pup?” You rub the stubble on your cheek. It ain’t enough.