HarmlessLandSquid
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The Champion by HarmlessLandSquid
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
09 Apr 2021
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Maven is a modern women who finds herself transported to the world of The Witcher, but there's more to her than meets the eye. Will she be able to handle a world full of monsters and devoid of indoor plumbing? Will she ever get it on with a certain broody elf? Time will tell.
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The start of the Dragon War truly began when Miraak found Alduin’s weakness, and only truly ended when Alduin was flung forward in time. On the other side, forward in future, there is a certain Dragonborn that reminds him far too much of the past.
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26 Apr 2021
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Metamorphosis by Dragmir
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jan 2020
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Or, the one where Belladonna Baggins is sent back in time, if maybe a little too early?
Bella Baggins, young once more, decides to give the Quest for Erebor another shot. Only this time, she intends to get a headstart.
After waking up in Bag End, Bella conjures a plan to help Dwarf and Hobbit alike and if it means she gets to see her old friends a little earlier than last time, well, where's the harm?- Language:
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11 Mar 2018
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Tranquility by geekyjez
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
14 May 2017
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When Isii and Solas are captured by Templars, the Inquisitor can do little more than watch as the Rite of Tranquility is performed on her lover. But the Rite was never intended for a god. The Templars’ failure will change everything for both the Inquisitor and the man she once called Solas…
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- Part 4 of Isii Lavellan (Non-Canon AUs)
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26 Feb 2018
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A wrong number turns into a torrid affair between strangers through texts.
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24 Feb 2018
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Miraak flushed. “You mock me,” he snapped, irritation clipping his words short.
The Dragonborn let out a quiet huff of laughter. “Perhaps,” she said. Lines of amusement crinkled the corners of her eyes. “But it is better than what you would have suffered beneath Mora’s thumb.” She paused briefly. “Well, his figurative thumb, seeing as he is an amorphous mass of eyes and tentacles."Miraak wasn't dead.
Of course, when he realized the rest of his life was going to be served out under the eccentric Dragonborn with a poor taste in humor, he very much wished he was.- Language:
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23 Oct 2017