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    Neil watches Andrew Minyard’s streams for his dry, cutting Exy commentary—and not at all for the other kind of explicit streaming he does.

    Or so he tells himself, until he’s intrigued enough to book a private webcam session with Andrew…only to realize he likes giving instructions. And he really likes watching Andrew get off.

    Neil continues to explore his sexuality, and everything is going absolutely swell—right up until the moment Andrew walks off the webcam and into Neil’s gym, asking him to be his personal trainer.

    Andrew!Streamer AU

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    26 Aug 2025

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    A foster child and a runaway walk into a sex toy shop.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    “This blade draws one thing and one thing only,” she says, lifting it all for them to see—it’s a small knife, smaller than the ones Andrew has in his armbands, and too plain to be assuming, “the pure royal blood of the High King of Fillory.”

    She starts with Kevin. Andrew expects it to work—especially with how arrogant Kevin is most days, he’s practically a queen in his own right—but the blade glances over his hand without leaving a single scratch.

    The same thing happens to the rest of the guys in their group—Jean, Seth, and Jeremy all come away pristine and untouched. It’s looking more and more like this whole trip out here was a waste of time and they’re all going to die.

    When the knife maker stops in front of him, Andrew obediently holds his hand out, expecting nothing. Instead, he gets pain. The blade cuts him—not deep, but it’s more than enough to claim him as Fillory’s true High King.

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    or: andrew gets a crown and a kingdom and a husband, all by accident

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    03 Aug 2025

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    The bathroom door slams shut. The bedroom door slams open. Andrew feels a horrible chill, seeping through his skin and bones and marrow. It sinks into him so suddenly that he almost drops his beer. Air is ripped from his lungs. There’s pins and needles on the back of his neck.

    In the next moment, it’s over. The lights come back. The team gasps and cries out, marveling over the doors slamming open and shut.

    But Andrew does not lose the sensation that he’s been tethered to something.

    Or: An incubus attaches itself to Andrew, from two different angles.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Being a mafia boss means thinking on your feet.

    Like when the bartender you just flirted with walks into the middle of an execution.

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    21 Jul 2025