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“Rulie, Rulie, Rulie!” Wild said emotionally.
“Yes, yes, yes!” Hyrule replied with equal enthusiasm.
“You have such a nice nick-nickname. I want one too!”Or: Wild realized that ‘Rulie’ was objectively the nicest, best nick-nickname, and wanted one for himself. And made it everyone’s problem. No dinner until his problem was solved.
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The Art of Side-Questing by HaveMyWeedCookies
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
08 Aug 2025
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He introduced himself as a captain of the Hyrulean army. There had been no captain with such a name in the army for hundreds of years. Orville had a suspicion about who this mysterious man was.
But why did a fairytale suddenly become flesh when there was no hope left for this kingdom—when his people’s, when his prayers had gone unanswered for years? Orville wanted to scream. Instead, he asked,
“Captain Link, could you tell me what a hero is made of?”
The man pretended to think, his sapphire eyes sparkling with mischievous mirth, before saying, “say, Commander, would you kindly go fetch my little brothers for me? They’ve scattered all over Hyrule. Just follow the trails of mayhem.”
Or: Nine Links from the outsider’s perspective.
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Double Duty by HaveMyWeedCookies
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
03 Jun 2025
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“Why me?” moaned Twilight, too defeated and too appalled to move as he stood like a petrified stone, while one of his traitorous brothers dressed him in the captain’s attire.
“You look like Warriors,” Legend said dismissively, squinting at the long garment Warriors dared to call a scarf, and furiously muttering to himself as he tried to figure out how to drape it around Twilight’s neck without accidentally strangling him.
“Warriors looks like me,” Twilight griped. “I was born before him. Like, millennia ago!”
The vet gave a callous shrug.
“Tamato, tomato. That’s why you’re his perfect body double.”
Or: Twilight and Warriors shared the same face. So, while the Chain was in Warriors’ Hyrule and the captain suddenly crashed, worn down by battle fatigue and one of Hyrule’s germ-filled sneezes, his brothers decided to step in to help him keep his career.
(Hyrule also tagged along to repent for getting the captain sick—as a discount Proxi.)
Warriors was so going to lose his job.
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Inheritance by HaveMyWeedCookies
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
22 Sep 2024
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Legend and Wind were already down at the beach, fleeing the painful, ear-bleeding sounds Wild was making with the vet’s ocarina under Time’s instruction. Twilight and Sky were conspiring to fool the Goddess’s portal. Hyrule seemed more occupied with emptying the captain’s fairy food into his mouth, while Warriors cursed and fumbled as he attempted to cook dinner.
Amidst the chaos unfolding in the camp, Four blurted out, “Where does my agency end and yours begin?”The smithy always posed profound questions, but he also had a knack for poor timing.
Or: in which the Links inherited more than just the unending curse; each passed on their little, unfinished dreams to the others to fulfil.
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Two disaster gay husbands wanted to live a quiet married life, but their stupidity always made the headlines.
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Nurse Parker by HaveMyWeedCookies
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 May 2017
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