Haysaca
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A Cost-Effective Cheapskate by Haysaca
Fandoms: Bocchi the Rock! (Anime), Bocchi the Rock! (Manga)
15 Feb 2024
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Poison Yami goes to work to distract herself from the annoyances brought by valentines day.
She was not expecting to be greeted by a present wrapped in ribbons though.
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Poison Yami can't think of anything to write.
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Fuko had one question.
Why does Akubi wear a mask?
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A Young Lady's Mess by Haysaca
Fandoms: Bocchi the Rock! (Anime), Bocchi the Rock! (Manga)
18 May 2023
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Poison Yami cleans up a messy office made by a cheeky junior.
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Fan 1 and 2 goes to watch Kessoku Band– now on the big stage. However, Fan 1 can’t seem to focus on the big band..
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valses nobles et sentimentales by airblue
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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Orfevre says something, but Shion’s ears are ringing. She doesn’t hear. Her inflection was relatively emotionless as always, so that offers no insight.
Shion just starts laughing, delirious. “You make me sick.” Her heart beats out of tempo, odd palpitations that make her feel panicky. Bile forces its way up her esophagus. Not enough to really vomit, but enough to feel it hot and sour and stinging when she swallows. With trembling fingers, she grabs Orfevre’s face—just to have her in her hands, to feel that facsimile of power. The untouchable king, brought to helplessness.
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Your Patch of the Sky by andes_hill
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
09 Aug 2025
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No matter how successful she becomes, Nice Nature can’t stop paying attention to Tokai Teio.
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She's Not My Dad! by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
21 Aug 2025
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Teio mumbles something under her breath. The group leans in, straining to listen.
"Huh?"
"… calldrezdad…"
Special Week squints, as if narrowing her vision will help her pick up on the monarch's words.
"Sorry, what was—"
"I called Prez 'dad'!" Teio blurts out.
A stunned silence follows her confession. Teio hides her face in her hands, feet kicking against the floor as she rolls about back and forth.
And then—
"Pfft— Oh my god!"
Gold Ship doubles over in laughter.
Bookmarked by Haysaca
23 Aug 2025
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The Unscientific Method by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
10 Aug 2025
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Subject: Meisho Doto
H: 164 W: — C: Bay
3 Sizes: [Redacted] *Tachyon that’s seriously creepy why are you looking at her so much?*
Biometrics:
Racing: HB-Table.1.1 BP-Table.1.1 BP-Table.2.1 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Resting: HB-Table.1.2 BP-Table.1.2 BP-Table.2.2 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Sleeping: [Redacted] *Tachyon what the fuck*Background:
Notably, the subject’s performance records stand in contrast to their demeanor and assessment of themself. This seems to be a deviation from typical Uma’s dedications and natural inclinations to run, especially with the performance record the subject holds.
Their performance finds consistency, however with the appearance of subject 2, (T.M. Opera O). Certain facets of the subject make an appearance, specifically in the presence of, or under the observation of, subject 2. Examples consist of—[Redacted] *They did NOT do that*
The race-rest ratio fascinatingly increases to an exponential degree.Hypothesis:
Needs further observation of subject. Pocket-kun, if you’re so occupied by my choice of subject, perhaps you can make yourself useful instead of sabotaging my notes?Bookmarked by Haysaca
11 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Part 1 is already peak im DESPERATE for a part 2!!!!
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No Time to Explain by Noriam
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Agnes Tachyon embarks on an unconventional research project to explore the link between Umamusume’s romantic preferences and their racing performance.
First question, "If presented with an attractive partner, would you be more drawn to breasts, or buttocks?"
True to her nature, subtlety is not her strong suit, and in the pursuit of science, she ends up dragging some people into some awkward moments.
Along the way, a sweet romance blossoms, turning scientific curiosity into something far more personal.Gold Ship's also there.