HelOfthNorth



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    John regrets a lot of things. He regrets beating dozens of people to near death. He regrets lying to his best friend for years about his ability. But this, perhaps, is the one thing he regrets the most. He regrets not pushing hard enough to be the one on top the first time.

    Alternatively, Arlo discovers sex and his favorite pastime becomes fucking the angry cripple.

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    Arlo is tired. John notices.

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    Isen: OK. So. Of everyone we know, who most needs to get laid?
    Elaine: John
    Cecile: John
    Sera: hey, you’re talking about my best friend
    Sera: … but yeah, I’m also going to have to say John
    Blyke: I do not like where this is going.

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    Alastor wins a bet against Vox, now his rival must stop pestering him for two weeks. It should be a pleasant break! So why does he miss the idiot?

    Started before the release of Season 1

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    Alastor comes across an unconscious and battered Vox while out on one of his strolls. He feels compelled to bring him back to the hotel.

    Ao3's formatting continues to defeat me. Why do you remove my indents? I don't know why it hates me, but at the time of positing this I've been working on this for like 2 hours. I'm tired. I want to go to bed. The story is readable. That's all I care about. Peace.

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