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    “I can’t—” Shane tries to speak through the hysteria, but he gets caught trying to suck in a sharp breath. “I ca—

    Hayden brings the phone back to his own ear.

    “He can’t hear you, man, he’s freaking out.”

    There’s shuffling on Rozanov’s end, then, very distinctly, he says, “Put me on speakerphone.”

    Or: Shane finds out about the plane malfunction just a tad too late. Featuring: breakdowns in the locker room, Ilya's love put on blast, and Comeau being the canonical dick we all know him to be.

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    08 May 2026

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    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

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    05 May 2026

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    It's time for Ilya to come out to his team and tell them about his engagement to Shane. He decides that the most fun way to do this would be to bring Yuna to Bring Your Mom to Practice Day. Also, maybe it actually means a lot to him, too.

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    Ilya is excited to finally be able to show off his wonderful "adoptive" parents.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    "Obviously Troy does not think we are together if he is asking you on a date now.”

    “Or does he?” Shane said, and broke away to pace the length of the kitchen. “What if he was testing you? Seeing if you would admit it when he asked for my number? And what if he’s testing me, now, to see how I respond?”

    “Why would he do that?” said Ilya, tonelessly.

    “To catch us out!” Shane said, as if this were the most obvious thing in the world. “Troy definitely figured out we were together when you came out to him. For all you know, the others on your team might have figured it out too, if we’ve been as obvious as we apparently have been this whole time. What if they just want us to admit it? What if they’re messing with us?”
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    Or, Troy asks Ilya for Shane’s number. Ilya, not knowing how to say no without raising suspicion, gives it to him. Hijinks ensue. Secrets are revealed. Loosely inspired by the Friends episode The One Where Everybody Finds Out.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    29 Mar 2026