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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Tim's eyes blinked open to see Joker's wide smile. "Little birdy!" Joker crowed in delight. "Is there something you wish to tell your Papa?"

    "Fuck you," Tim spat out.

    Joker slammed the rods into his temples. Tim's vision whited out, pain coursing through his veins. He didn't know how long Joker held them there, but when he took them away, Tim's throat was raw with his screams and his muscles twitched and jerked in the aftermath of the electricity.

    "Ya know I don't like to be left out of the joke, Junior," Joker said thoughtfully. "I'm told lotsa kids your age hide things from their Papa."

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    or, Tim is a metahuman with the ability to heal from death. When he is kidnapped, the Joker plans to turn him into Joker Junior. Then, Tim is killed, and Joker realises the Robin he caught can't stay dead.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    From the boy who became Robin to the broken shadow of himself, his story is not one of heroism, but of loss. From the death of his parents to the wounds that never heal, Tim kept going, even when everything was taken from him.

    His parents. His best friends. Bruce. His place in the family. His own name.

    Each loss changed him, shaped him – until only the empty shells of what he once was remained…

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    Seven moments in which Alfred tried to stand by Tim and support him. But despite all his care, he could not prevent Tim from bearing the emotional scars that marked him forever over the years.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Annabeth Chase does not accept limitations. Everyone knows that. If she wants something, no matter how impossible, she will find a way to make it happen. Though, perhaps she will allow Bruce Wayne and his ridiculous paranoia-induced company restrictions a small portion of the credit.

    Actually… now that she thinks about it, the man may have had a point in his worries.

     

    Wayne Technologies does not accept college interns. Annabeth always has a plan B.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    In a world where cruelty creates justice and justice inspires cruelty, Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive Spider long before heroes were invented. With Captain America thought to be dead, Spider-Man comes decades later as the first public phenomenon with only one idea in mind, to save the people.

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    “There was an idea to see if we can group together a band of extraordinary individuals, an initiative, if you will, to see if they can become something more. To join together to fight the battles that we can’t, a safe place where we can rely on them when we needed to.”

    Peter paused on fiddling with the now soggy straw in the empty milkshake cup and stared at Fury straight in the eye, “So what you’re saying is, you want me to join a currently non existent superhero team to fight off these, also very non existent, threats?

    “…those are the basics.”

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    17 Sep 2025