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  1. Rec 47

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    Watto sold Shmi to Jabba as a lower mechanic.

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 10

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    “Dude, shut up.” Something in Ryan’s voice seems to make Shane take his words to heart, because he goes silent, slowly sitting back up and giving Ryan his attention. Ryan taps his fingers nervously on the manila folder he’s holding, then slowly sets it down on Shane’s desk, keeping one hand flat on it to prevent Shane from grabbing it. “It’s about the missing people.”

    OR: Ryan and Shane discover Everlock, and they get more than they bargained for.

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    13 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 96

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    Slave markets are dead-souled places. If he had his way, his blade – no, he crushes the thought, the Mand’alor is not him any longer, his blade is lost – then it would burn, a plume of grey-black smoke curling into the pretty blue sky and the cries of the newly Free filling the air alongside the stink of flame. A line of pretty young women is on one wall, a group of assorted men on another

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Rec *

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    Jango Fett marries Shmi Skywalker and decides he’d like his step-son back from the Jedi, thanks very much. Obi-Wan Kenobi would much prefer if the notorious bounty hunter could stop stalking his Padawan. Maleena Wendin, of Coruscant’s Children and Family Support Services, just wants this whole mess off her desk.

    (Could Mr. Fett please clarify what he means by “the Jedi taking a nine-year-old into an active warzone”? No reasonable adult would – oh. Oh no.)

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    29 Nov 2025

  5. Rec *

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    Han Solo was trying to rescue her Royal Annoyingness from the Death Star when he runs smack into Vader's kid. Naturally he does the logical thing and takes him hostage. This is where the story starts.
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    Luke just wanted to get some snacks when he ran into a Wookie, a Princess and a Space Pirate. The day's pretty much downhill from there.

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    29 Nov 2025