HighLithop
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Luigi is in the cell, and he looks so rugged. He’s now bearded, and his pecks glisten with sweat, and he’s shirtless. There’s also red lines all over his bod, because the guards are mean and crooked and FAT. all of them i beat up, with just a couple of swings, and the right poke at the right nervous system that made them drop dead instantly, because i spent 3 months in a place called buddha, where i learned chi-blocking, which is a real martial-arts.
When he sees me, panting and sweating but like not in a gross way, with my hair up in a messy bun, he says, “who… who are you?”
I stand tall, i toss my blond locks to the side, and i say, “watashi’s name… is y/n.”
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luigi gets rescued by y/n.
romance ensues.
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In a Mari Lives Au, a year after the accident, Basil decides that it's time.
Time to do what? Confess to Sunny, of course!
It would be a shame if the universe had other ideas...
A damn shame.
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Mari was always the golden child, despite her many, many flaws. Like her gullibility combined with her own narcissism. So when she gets honey potted by an absurdly hot and absurdly religious redhead, she returns home on spring break with a unique viewpoint. Upon returning home, and facing many temptations, prays a bit too hard. she must now retrieve them from the depths of hell, not because it's the right thing to do, but for her own benefit.
(Or in which, Mari accidentally sends anyone not straight right to hell, and is tasked with retrieving them.)
TW: Homophobia, Mild Racism, and a lot of conservative bullshit. (all played for laughs, and showing how batshit most of it is.)
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Mari had her cannon event happen. Sure, there were reasons, but it still happened! Yet things turned out a bit differently. Turns out, everyones lives are so much better with her alive, she's been given a second chance! And a third...and a fourth.
She'll get it right eventually.
A divine (if bloody) comedy.
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Wednesday goes on a teen help line and accidentally comes out to her crush.