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• Interplanetary Matchmaking Rumpus Party by Fixhoppo (Hippofox), Hippofox

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  21 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Roxy Lalonde/Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde/Karkat Vantas/Dave Strider/Jade Harley
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Alternate Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Polyamory
  • Harems
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
  • Calliope pushes people in front of each other and says 'now kiss'
  • Not Epilogue Compliant
  • Everyone is Bisexual
  • Except Rose - Freeform
  • Light BDSM
  • striders and lalondes are NOT related
  • everyone is adults
  • we practice the sexy kind of consent here
  • Shameless Smut
  • Jade is a top
  • Bondage
  • Cuddling
  • Bulges (Homestuck)
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

  Summary

  Roxy decides the best way to hide from the Condesce is to sign on to do porn for a god-like alien with mindreading abilities on her secluded space station. This goes surprisingly well for her.

  Basically just a smutty pwp fic where I make my faves hook up. Now complete.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Calliope says 'Now Kiss'

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  22,948

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  70

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,472