Hippopatronus
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Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?
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22 Feb 2026
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Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.
To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.
He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.
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09 Nov 2025
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Hermione believes she’s found her soulmate when she begins exchanging letters with a mysterious, sweet and smart boy.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is the bigoted bully who makes her life a living hell.
CANON REWRITE - HERMIONE'S POV. 4th year until post-war.
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18 Sep 2025
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Five years after the battle of Hogwarts, birthrates are low, and the Wizengamot announces a surprise marriage act. Reclusive cursebreaker Hermione Granger, deeply uninterested in love, does her best to find a temporary solution while overturning the new law. Meanwhile, Auror Draco Malfoy, who has been harbouring secret feelings for Hermione since the day she punched him in the nose, is determined to treat his new wife with respect and honour, fighting his darkest desires every step of the way. He might even be successful, too, until an accident with a time-travelling cursed cabinet forces both to reckon with future versions of their partners, determined to show them what they really want.
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Hermione swaps places with herself fifteen years in the future and Daddy!Draco makes her fall in love with him. While Present Day Draco learns about his and Hermione's needs.
It's the Daddyfication of Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of The Spiderwood Cabinet Universe
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02 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger wasn’t planning to offer to deflower her colleague and friend, Draco Malfoy. Nor did she expect him to accept the odd proposal.
Now, they're drafting sex agendas, negotiating terms and limits, and scheduling orgasms like it's one of their curse-breaking Ministry projects. It's strictly professional (of course), except Draco is painfully hot in that nerdy way, tragically inexperienced, and has these eyeglasses that should be illegal.
Seven days. One thirty-year-old virgin. Zero chance of staying just friends.
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- Part 1 of The Agenda Series
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17 Aug 2025