HomeOfSapiens



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 59

    Tags
    Summary

    Obi-Wan has been in the game for far too long to lose his cool. He’s experienced. He’s level-headed. He’s been the first man called for numerous bounties over the years. People trust that he has things in hand, that he doesn’t let his instincts get the better of him.

    Mostly.

    “That was my kriffing bounty and you know it, Skywalker!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    2,665

    25 Jul 2022

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The plan, they decide, is simple.

    Introduce Anakin to Professor Kenobi, let Anakin distract Kenobi the way he always manages to distract attractive people who should know better (case in point: Padmé), watch as Kenobi forgets all about surprise pop quizzes, and rejoice in their victory while drinking copious amounts of alcohol. 

    (Ahsoka worries that maybe Anakin won’t be Kenobi’s type, but Barriss puts a commiserating hand on her shoulder and tells her, “Anakin is everyone’s type.”)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    1,536
    Bookmarks:
    269
    Hits:
    8,462

    21 Jul 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Tags
    Summary

    ‘I’m sorry.’ Leia shook her head. ‘It’s silly.’

    ‘The Force is powerful and mysterious. Some things, we aren’t yet ready to know,’ said Mace kindly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,243

    18 Jul 2022

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    If the squirrel no longer fears Yan, then he must find something that she does fear, and that is this. And this needs to be implemented in the garden immediately, if Yan hopes to protect any more tomatoes.

    “My apprentice,” Sidious says, “I have noted that you have been absent from your post lately.”

    “Taken ill, I have been, my master,” Yan says smoothly, as though he is not one such person who waltzes around town wielding a great, horned, plastoid bird.

    Sidious blinks in a fashion that resembles the very same creature in Yan’s hands. Yan blinks back innocently.

    “May we walk?” Sidious asks.

    “We may indeed,” Yan says.

    (Dooku joined the darkside because he thought it would take him away from a life tied up in red tape and, finding that what was awaiting for him on the other side of the Force was just more goddamn red tape, he moves out to the country to an old cottage and demands that his grandkids come help him set up a pig pen.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,005
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    1,821
    Bookmarks:
    604
    Hits:
    12,351

    14 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    If there was one constant in Obi-wan's life, then it was that things never went quite how he expected them to. With that in mind, subjecting himself to a medical check-up only to have his already sufficiently chaotic life turned upside down, really shouldn't have surprised him all that much.
    It shouldn't have. But it did.
    Oh... It did.

    Clone Wars era mpreg AU. Follows through to the end of RotS.
    A series of one-shots telling a story.
    *Finished

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,000
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    718
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    17,673

    30 May 2022