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The Absolutely True and Unbiased Account of Master Bilbo Baggins' Adventure There and Back Again by HoneyIsWriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Apr 2019
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Mister Bilbo Baggins, from up on The Hill, has been known to tell quite the strange story. It's no secret that he will embellish and edit the facts as he pleases. When it comes to his "adventures" he really isn't to be trusted to be a reliable narrator, but you can trust in his ability to entertain you. Of course, that's just what I've heard and you didn't hear it from me.
Half the Shire is sure that he never went on any adventure at all! Poor thing, they say, probably just fell in a ditch, smashed a lizard and on his way back home that hyperactive mind of his twisted it all up and made him think he managed to slay a dragon.
We both know, dear reader, that they are all very much mistaken. But they're not wrong either.
The following document is The Absolutely True and Unbiased Account of Master Bilbo Baggins' Adventure There and Back Again.